Quotes I would believe.....
.......more than ANY draft quote to come out in the days leading up to the draft.
1. Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinajad: Shalom!
2. OSCAR Nomination Committee: This should be Seagal's year.
3. Nascar fan: I hear they're gonna start making right turns.
4. Rosie O-Donnell: Wow, that dude is a hot piece of tail.
5. Michael Moore: No thanks, I couldn't eat another bite.
6. Donald Trump: Of course my hair is natural.
7. Mike Martz: You're right. I'm wrong.
8. AvengerRam: Bernie Miklasz is my baby daddy.
9. Nick: I HATE the draft!
10. tx: I LOVE the draft!
Re: Quotes I would believe.....
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HUbison
.......more than ANY draft quote to come out in the days leading up to the draft.
1. Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinajad: Shalom!
Well, "Shalom" means "hello," "goodbye" and "peace." I could see him saying goodbye (hopefully just before the missle hits his house).
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2. OSCAR Nomination Committee: This should be Seagal's year.
George Seagal, maybe.
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3. Nascar fan: I hear they're gonna start making right turns.
NASCAR: London!
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4. Rosie O-Donnell: Wow, that dude is a hot piece of tail.
Only if preceded by: "I love oxtail soup!"
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5. Michael Moore: No thanks, I couldn't eat another bite.
I got nothing for this one! He would never say that.
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6. Donald Trump: Of course my hair is natural.
"... If you have a tennis ball handy, I can show you how it can fetch!"
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7. Mike Martz: You're right. I'm wrong.
"... but, shoot, I'll fix that."
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8. AvengerRam: Bernie Miklasz is my baby daddy.
Anyone know the best way to clean vomit from a computer keyboard?
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9. Nick: I HATE the draft!
God forbid.
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10. tx: I LOVE the draft!
Well, he does say that often... while discussing his local pub.
