Quotes I would believe.....

[HUbison]

.......more than ANY draft quote to come out in the days leading up to the draft.



1. Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinajad: Shalom!

2. OSCAR Nomination Committee: This should be Seagal's year.

3. Nascar fan: I hear they're gonna start making right turns.

4. Rosie O-Donnell: Wow, that dude is a hot piece of tail.

5. Michael Moore: No thanks, I couldn't eat another bite.

6. Donald Trump: Of course my hair is natural.

7. Mike Martz: You're right. I'm wrong.

8. AvengerRam: Bernie Miklasz is my baby daddy.

9. Nick: I HATE the draft!

10. tx: I LOVE the draft!

[AvengerRam]

.......more than ANY draft quote to come out in the days leading up to the draft.

1. Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinajad: Shalom!

Well, "Shalom" means "hello," "goodbye" and "peace." I could see him saying goodbye (hopefully just before the missle hits his house).

2. OSCAR Nomination Committee: This should be Seagal's year.

George Seagal, maybe.

3. Nascar fan: I hear they're gonna start making right turns.

NASCAR: London!

4. Rosie O-Donnell: Wow, that dude is a hot piece of tail.

Only if preceded by: "I love oxtail soup!"

5. Michael Moore: No thanks, I couldn't eat another bite.

I got nothing for this one! He would never say that.

6. Donald Trump: Of course my hair is natural.

"... If you have a tennis ball handy, I can show you how it can fetch!"

7. Mike Martz: You're right. I'm wrong.

"... but, shoot, I'll fix that."

8. AvengerRam: Bernie Miklasz is my baby daddy.

Anyone know the best way to clean vomit from a computer keyboard?

9. Nick: I HATE the draft!

God forbid.

10. tx: I LOVE the draft!

Well, he does say that often... while discussing his local pub.