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    Quotes I would believe.....

    .......more than ANY draft quote to come out in the days leading up to the draft.



    1. Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinajad: Shalom!

    2. OSCAR Nomination Committee: This should be Seagal's year.

    3. Nascar fan: I hear they're gonna start making right turns.

    4. Rosie O-Donnell: Wow, that dude is a hot piece of tail.

    5. Michael Moore: No thanks, I couldn't eat another bite.

    6. Donald Trump: Of course my hair is natural.

    7. Mike Martz: You're right. I'm wrong.

    8. AvengerRam: Bernie Miklasz is my baby daddy.

    9. Nick: I HATE the draft!

    10. tx: I LOVE the draft!

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    Re: Quotes I would believe.....

    Quote Originally Posted by HUbison View Post
    .......more than ANY draft quote to come out in the days leading up to the draft.

    1. Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinajad: Shalom!
    Well, "Shalom" means "hello," "goodbye" and "peace." I could see him saying goodbye (hopefully just before the missle hits his house).

    2. OSCAR Nomination Committee: This should be Seagal's year.
    George Seagal, maybe.

    3. Nascar fan: I hear they're gonna start making right turns.
    NASCAR: London!

    4. Rosie O-Donnell: Wow, that dude is a hot piece of tail.
    Only if preceded by: "I love oxtail soup!"

    5. Michael Moore: No thanks, I couldn't eat another bite.
    I got nothing for this one! He would never say that.

    6. Donald Trump: Of course my hair is natural.
    "... If you have a tennis ball handy, I can show you how it can fetch!"

    7. Mike Martz: You're right. I'm wrong.
    "... but, shoot, I'll fix that."

    8. AvengerRam: Bernie Miklasz is my baby daddy.
    Anyone know the best way to clean vomit from a computer keyboard?

    9. Nick: I HATE the draft!
    God forbid.

    10. tx: I LOVE the draft!
    Well, he does say that often... while discussing his local pub.

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