Script for New Coke Commercial

Scene: Its the fourth quarter of the Senior Bowl. DeMeco Ryans and Chad Greenway are limping off the field toward the locker room, when two fans approach them...

RamsFan16: "M..Mr... Greenway...?"

Chad Greenway: "Yeah?"

RamsFan16: "N-Need any help?"

Chad Greenway: "Nah."

RamsFan16: "Well, I just wanted to say that I think you're the gr--"

RamJackson39: "Mr. Ryans!!!"

DeMeco Ryans: "Yeah?"

RamJackson39: "I just wanted to say that y--"

RamsFan16: "Hey! I was talking to Mr. Greenway!"

RamJackson39: "Oh, who cares about him, I was talking to DeMeco Ryans. He's the best!"

RamsFan16: "Nuh-uh!!!!"

RamJackson39: "Yuh-huh!"

RamsFan16: "Oh yeah! Well I'm going to give Chad Greenway my Coke, and he's going to give me his jersey!"

RamJackson39: "Yeah? Well I'm going to give DeMeco Ryans my Coke and my hot dog, and he's going to give me his jersey and his helmet!!"

RamsFan16: "Hah! I'll give him my Coke, my hot dog, and a pretzel, and he's going to give me his jersey, his helmet, his pants..."

Chad Greenway: "Dude, these guys are nuts. Let's get the Hell out of here!"

DeMeco Ryans: "I heard that!"

BBBBWWWWAAAAAHHHHH HHHHAAAAA

My sides hurt after this one, great post AV

DeMeco may be my friend, but I would never give him my hotdog.

AV, you cant tell me that you dont find as much enjoyment in those debates as I do.

Excuse me while I throw up.

Oh dear.........................

Haha. Man Greenway can keep his pants on I ain't like that. All he has to do is promise to get drafted by the Rams:)

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DeMeco may be my friend, but I would never give him my hotdog.

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That really should be etched on a commemorative plate somewhere.

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Originally Posted by HUbison

That really should be etched on a commemorative plate somewhere.

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I believe it is somewhere.

Well, there's a tangent I hadn't expected! LOL