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    Script for New Coke Commercial

    Scene: Its the fourth quarter of the Senior Bowl. DeMeco Ryans and Chad Greenway are limping off the field toward the locker room, when two fans approach them...

    RamsFan16: "M..Mr... Greenway...?"

    Chad Greenway: "Yeah?"

    RamsFan16: "N-Need any help?"

    Chad Greenway: "Nah."

    RamsFan16: "Well, I just wanted to say that I think you're the gr--"

    RamJackson39: "Mr. Ryans!!!"

    DeMeco Ryans: "Yeah?"

    RamJackson39: "I just wanted to say that y--"

    RamsFan16: "Hey! I was talking to Mr. Greenway!"

    RamJackson39: "Oh, who cares about him, I was talking to DeMeco Ryans. He's the best!"

    RamsFan16: "Nuh-uh!!!!"

    RamJackson39: "Yuh-huh!"

    RamsFan16: "Oh yeah! Well I'm going to give Chad Greenway my Coke, and he's going to give me his jersey!"

    RamJackson39: "Yeah? Well I'm going to give DeMeco Ryans my Coke and my hot dog, and he's going to give me his jersey and his helmet!!"

    RamsFan16: "Hah! I'll give him my Coke, my hot dog, and a pretzel, and he's going to give me his jersey, his helmet, his pants..."

    Chad Greenway: "Dude, these guys are nuts. Let's get the Hell out of here!"

    DeMeco Ryans: "I heard that!"
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    Re: Script for New Coke Commercial

    BBBBWWWWAAAAAHHHHH HHHHAAAAA

    My sides hurt after this one, great post AV

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    Re: Script for New Coke Commercial

    DeMeco may be my friend, but I would never give him my hotdog.

    AV, you cant tell me that you dont find as much enjoyment in those debates as I do.

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    Re: Script for New Coke Commercial

    Excuse me while I throw up.

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    Re: Script for New Coke Commercial

    Oh dear.........................

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    Re: Script for New Coke Commercial

    Haha. Man Greenway can keep his pants on I ain't like that. All he has to do is promise to get drafted by the Rams

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    Re: Script for New Coke Commercial

    DeMeco may be my friend, but I would never give him my hotdog.
    That really should be etched on a commemorative plate somewhere.
    "Before the gates of excellence the high gods have placed sweat; long is the road thereto and rough and steep at first; but when the heights are reached, then there is ease, though grievously hard in the winning." --- Hesiod

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    Re: Script for New Coke Commercial

    Quote Originally Posted by HUbison
    That really should be etched on a commemorative plate somewhere.
    I believe it is somewhere.

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    Re: Script for New Coke Commercial

    Well, there's a tangent I hadn't expected! LOL

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