Av, this is absolutely hilarious!!!
If T.O. were to be cut, and expressed his desire to sign with the Rams for the league minimum, and offered to voluntarily have his voice box removed before the start of the season, my answer would still be a no so loud that it could be heard by Russian Cosmonauts sleeping in sensory deprivation chambers on board the International Space Station.
I'd rather the team change its name to the St. Louis Nancyboys than sign T.O.
I'd rather the Rams name Jason Sehorn and Rich Coady "tackling instructors" than sign T.O.
I'd rather have the team relocate to a High School stadium in rural Iowa than sign T.O.
Does that answer your question.