The Ultimate(I'm Drunk+ = therefore better than you) Mock Draft

No explaining necessary. You know what's up.

1. Dolphins-- Chris Long, DE, Virginia.

2. Rams-- Glenn Dorsey, DT, LSU--we need to take him at this pick.

3. Falcons--Darren McFadden, HB, Arkansas-- brohm/ryan is nobody's future, and the falcons knows that. Take the best talent available. Dunn is getting old.

4. Raiders--Sedrick Ellis, DT, USC-- Sapp just retired. Time for a replacement.

5. Cheifs--Jake Long, OT, Michigan-Easy.

6. Jets--Derrick Harvey, DE, Florida--He fits their scheme, I think he or Gholston could fit this pick.

7. Patriots--Vernon Gholston, DE, Ohio State--I think it doesn't matter who they pick.

8. Ravens--Matt Ryan, QB, Boston College-- I guess they have to pick him. But I wouldn't.

9. Bengels--Keith Rivers, LB, USC--They need LBs desperately. This is a solid pickup.

10. Saints--Ryan Clady, OT, Boise State--I know they need a DB, but I just don't see them passing on a talent like this. This is also a very weak DB class, in my opinion.

11. Bills-DeSean Jackson, WR, Cal--They need another WR for Evans.

12. Broncos--Leodis McCelvin, CB, Troy--A Compliment to their two top CBs.

more to come...

13. Panthers--Brian Brohm, QB, Louisville--I suppose. They don't have another future option. But I wouldn't take him here.

14. Bears--Jeff Otah, OT, Pitt--They could go in a couple of different directions, but I think this is the one

15. Lions--Mike Jenkins, DB, South Florida--They really need some secondary help.

16. Cardinals--Phillip Merling, DE, clemson--They need some DL help. This guy is good enough.

17. Vikings--Calais Campbell, DE, Miami--The Vikings don't pick WRs in round one with Childress, so they take this DE to shore up their line.

18. Texans--Jonathon Stewart, HB, Oregon--They need a steady, healthy HB, and this is the pick.

19. Eagles--Mario Manningham, WR, Michigan. This just makes sense. He's a playmaker, and someone who can help out McNabb.

20. Bucs--Aqib Talib, CB, Kansas--If he's still around at this point, then you need to take him.

21. Skins--Kentwan Balmer, DT, North Carolina--You NEED DEFENSE!!!

22. Cowboys--Reggie Smith, CB, Oklahoma-- A good CB for depth couldn't hurt.

23. Steelers--Branden Albert, OG, Virginia.--A solid OL could be nothing but great. Especially with Faneca gone.

24. Titans--Limas Sweed, WR, Texas--They need anything! He reunites with Vince Young.

25. Seahwaks--Rashard Mendenhall, HB, Illinois--I guess. They would probably pick a D player first though.

26. Jaguars--Malcolm Kelly, WR, Oklahoma--They really need a solid WR.

27. Chargers--Kenny Phillips, S, Miami--They need a solid Safety, and this is the right pick.

28. Cowboys--Felix Jones, RB, Arkansas--They can kind of play around with this pick, and it helps their depth.

29. *****--Early Doucet, WR, LSU--Jackson didn't really pan out. None of their WRs have. This makes sense.

30. Packers--Patrick Lee, CB, Auburn--They have no depth behind their two starters.

31. Giants--Dan Connor, LB, Penn State. They could use a little LB help, and this is a fantastic pickup.

Patriots still lose their pick, even if they don't win the SB.

You're right...who am I missing...the packers!

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