What do you get when you mix Mike Florio and Sir Mix-a-Lot?
Let this be a warning to all those trolling for "inside info" at such marginal sites like PFT.
I give you... I MAKE UP FACTS (to the "tune" of Baby Got Back - and yes, I had to look up the lyrics):
I make stuff up, and I often lie
Stay vague so they canít deny
With an unnamed source, there is no remorse
You can just say what you want
Right or wrong, they canít call your bluff
Who cares, no pubís enough
Some complain but Iím not caring
ĎLong as at my site theyíre staring
Oh baby, I wanna be in the loop
And be a fixture
Some people try to warn me
But Fox radio interviews make me horny
Ooh, with Dan Patrick Iím in
He says he wants to be my friend
Well, use me, use me
Iíve evolved from net geek groupie
Now Iím prancing
And agents Iím romancing
Iíll get.. yetÖ
A PFT logo on my Vette
Iím better than magazines
Saying journalism is the thing
Take an average fan and ask him that
They prefer hype over facts
So net-Fans (Yeah!), net-Fans (Yeah!)
Do you crave a rumor mill? (Hell yeah!)
Then log on, log on
Log on to PFT
Iíll make up some facts!
Re: What do you get when you mix Mike Florio and Sir Mix-a-Lot?
What do you get when you mix Mike Florio and Sir Mix-a-Lot, you ask?