What do you get when you mix Mike Florio and Sir Mix-a-Lot?

Let this be a warning to all those trolling for "inside info" at such marginal sites like PFT.

I give you... I MAKE UP FACTS (to the "tune" of Baby Got Back - and yes, I had to look up the lyrics):

I make stuff up, and I often lie
Stay vague so they can’t deny
With an unnamed source, there is no remorse
You can just say what you want
Right or wrong, they can’t call your bluff
Who cares, no pub’s enough
Some complain but I’m not caring
‘Long as at my site they’re staring
Oh baby, I wanna be in the loop
And be a fixture
Some people try to warn me
But Fox radio interviews make me horny
Ooh, with Dan Patrick I’m in
He says he wants to be my friend
Well, use me, use me
I’ve evolved from net geek groupie
Now I’m prancing
And agents I’m romancing
I’ll get.. yet…
A PFT logo on my Vette
I’m better than magazines
Saying journalism is the thing
Take an average fan and ask him that
They prefer hype over facts
So net-Fans (Yeah!), net-Fans (Yeah!)
Do you crave a rumor mill? (Hell yeah!)
Then log on, log on
Log on to PFT
I’ll make up some facts!