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    What do you get when you mix Mike Florio and Sir Mix-a-Lot?

    Let this be a warning to all those trolling for "inside info" at such marginal sites like PFT.

    I give you... I MAKE UP FACTS (to the "tune" of Baby Got Back - and yes, I had to look up the lyrics):


    I make stuff up, and I often lie
    Stay vague so they canít deny
    With an unnamed source, there is no remorse
    You can just say what you want
    Right or wrong, they canít call your bluff
    Who cares, no pubís enough
    Some complain but Iím not caring
    ĎLong as at my site theyíre staring
    Oh baby, I wanna be in the loop
    And be a fixture
    Some people try to warn me
    But Fox radio interviews make me horny
    Ooh, with Dan Patrick Iím in
    He says he wants to be my friend
    Well, use me, use me
    Iíve evolved from net geek groupie
    Now Iím prancing
    And agents Iím romancing
    Iíll get.. yetÖ
    A PFT logo on my Vette
    Iím better than magazines
    Saying journalism is the thing
    Take an average fan and ask him that
    They prefer hype over facts
    So net-Fans (Yeah!), net-Fans (Yeah!)
    Do you crave a rumor mill? (Hell yeah!)
    Then log on, log on
    Log on to PFT
    Iíll make up some facts!


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    Re: What do you get when you mix Mike Florio and Sir Mix-a-Lot?

    What do you get when you mix Mike Florio and Sir Mix-a-Lot, you ask?

    Comedic genius.

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