While your thinking about the draft, also think about...
... these puppies.
While I hate to use such harsh tactics, I will not release these puppies from their humiliating shackles until we start getting more donations to the CLANRAM/HOLT FOUNDATION CHARITY DRIVE.
I've tried to persuade you with the opportunity to ask Torry Holt questions, and with prizes. Now, I'm moving to more drastic measures.
The puppies can't hold out much longer, so if you don't make donations, you'll have nobody but yourselves to blame for their fate.