Why the Rams should sign Tiki Barber

[THOLTFAN81]

1) He ALMOST won a super bowl ring (CAN YOU SAY EXPERIENCE??)
2) His TWIN brother has a super bowl ring (MORE EXPERIENCE GUYS!)
3) He hasnt played football in five years (FRESH LEGS)
4) He is only coming back to football because he wants to, not because he is broke! (1 word, HEART)
5) Spags Connection (Oh wait, he retired a year before spags..scratch that ALMOST Spags Connection

So based on this, these are my reasons why we should sign Tiki Barber, and why he will be wearing a Rams jersey next year.

[sosa39rams]

When will your avatar say T.Barber?

[fliptalianstallion]

[Azul e Oro]

I heard The Rams DID try to sign Tiki during that brief cessation of the lockout. Unfortunately, he fumbled the pen, knocked over his warm milk, and started crying about he didn't want to miss bingo at the home on Sunday afternoons. Very sad & embarrassing for all concerned.

[sjacksonrules]

Only thing I can say to that is lmao.

[THOLTFAN81]

When will your avatar say T.Barber?

I hope you realize this was a goof thread to kill some time during this painful lockout