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    1000th post!

    I know it is a well-known fact that the Mods send a monetary donation to a poster when they hit 1000 posts. I made it....1000 posts. I decided to mentally analyze my entire posting history, going just from memory, of course, because I am too lazy to actually re-read every one of them. Here is what I vaguely remember about them all:

    60% contained at least a mention of football.
    59% contained mention of the Rams.
    58% contained the words "beer, booze," or "drunk"
    71% had a smart aleck remark.
    51% contained mention of Sami.
    12% were complaining about something.
    6% didn't make much sense.
    41% were posted while drinking beer.
    2% were posted while LOTR picked his nose.

    Avenger - you have my address. Just don't forget to sign the check this time!LOL




    Um, guys, I am just joking. I know the Mods don't send any money for the 1000th post....Avenger keeps the donations for his "C.A.S.H." fund....


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    Re: 1000th post!

    Big Sam, congrats, truly a milestone. One of your goals for the 2006 season should be to catch up to nick post wise, or at least drink more beer than him!

    ramming speed to all

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    Re: 1000th post!

    I know it is a well-known fact that the Mods send a monetary donation to a poster when they hit 1000 posts.

    It is an equally well-known fact if the one-thousanth post contains a grammatical error in the request for the award.

    In this case you have a "disagreement in number" between "poster" and "they". Next milestone is 5,000. Good luck!

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    41% while drinking beer, a true football fan,congrats on post 1000.

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    Re: 1000th post!

    Way to go Sam.

    As long as your next post isn't: "Hi, My name is Sam and I am a Clanaholic".

    Just remember to accept the things you can not change...LOL

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    Re: 1000th post!

    Congrats Sam. Welcome to the 4-digit club. You are the 20th member....not bad my man.
    "Before the gates of excellence the high gods have placed sweat; long is the road thereto and rough and steep at first; but when the heights are reached, then there is ease, though grievously hard in the winning." --- Hesiod

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    You are now... officially... a...

    CHRONIC!!!

    Welcome to the dark side!

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    Congrats Sam on your 1000th post and if you add all your percentages together, they equal 360% Are you an over-achiever or what???? (and yes, I instantly totaled that just now in my head)

    MOM is a lucky woman!!!

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    well i got 250 posts so im a quarter of the way there. congrats sam!!

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    Congrats man. I remember that. 570 posts ago. It was the changing point in my life when a little boy became one of the men!

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    Re: 1000th post!

    Just so everyone knows, his post frequency is about to slow down considerably, due to the spring season being right around the corner. He has men's work to do. But, not to worry, I'll make sure he pushes his "fluids".
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