Have any of you ever heard of "Ask The Fruitcake Lady"? Here's two links:

http://www.funnyhub.com/videos/pages...cake-lady.html

http://www.dorks.com/html/Ask-the-Fruitcake-Lady.html

She also wrote a book: Ask the Fruitcake Lady: Everything You Would Already Know If You Had Any Sense: Books by Marie Rudisill.