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    Best Lazxative

    OK, folks, what is the best Draino to unclog the colonic plumbing? Ex-Lax? Metamucial? Some home remedy?

    Do tell your choice without too many graphic details - we don't wanna hear about that crap.

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    Re: Best Lazxative

    Bowl of oatmeal and a cup of hot tea.

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    Re: Best Lazxative

    I would suggest the all you can eat black bean method. Chile will usually work just as well. Guaranteed to work every time. Please note that once the results take effect, its best to have access to an industrial strength toilet and a roll of bounty, rather than toilet paper.

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    Re: Best Lazxative

    Quote Originally Posted by AlphaRam View Post
    OK, folks, what is the best Draino to unclog the colonic plumbing? Ex-Lax? Metamucial? Some home remedy?

    Do tell your choice without too many graphic details - we don't wanna hear about that crap.
    I tried to rep you after reading this thread...Have to spread around the reps.

    The last line got me....lmao!

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    Re: Best Lazxative

    Prunes...!!!! Guaranteed no hangers, no toilet surfin'.......just woooooosh! Make sure you have a towel handy the splash will hit you like a tidal wave.

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    Re: Best Lazxative

    This is a public service thread. There are some Rams fans getting up in years and may need the advice given in this thread. Share what you know so that a member of ClanRam doesn't become a member of JamRam.
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    Re: Best Lazxative

    4 teaspoons of Metamucil nightly keeps things going smoothly daily....

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    Re: Best Lazxative

    AlphaRam, your post is duly noted, along with your reference to RamJam. In keeping with the theme of what will hopefully be a revamped defensive line against the run in 2007, you are giving new meaning to the term "clogging the hole"

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    Re: Best Lazxative

    I can buy into that. It is great to see that nobody has used a semi-colon in this thread.
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