BRM Sleep Assessment

[PA_gal_in_OK]

In which of the pictures do you feel that BRM was dreaming about AlphaRam?

[CaliGirlRamsFan]

Two and Three when he is enjoying waking up from the dream. Pretty obvious to me. The first just looks like he is sleeping off the Gin.

[Ramblin` Ram]

there seems to some anguish on Red`s brow during the first shot,so take from that what you will....

[AlphaRam]

Randy said he would like to get some sleep while we travel and that was cool. When he came down into the hotel lobby wearing this, we said "No way!" Where does he buy such weird crap?



Unfortunately, traveling with a sleeping Randy is like hauling around the Niagara Falls...he doesn't wake up in a cold sweat, but rather a cold drool. He would freeze to death in Canada. Fortunately, he brought along 212 of these:



After snapping a picture, I suggested to Lynne to use my flashlight and look in Randy's ear. We were both curious what makes the complex man tick that we call our friend. We were surprised at the result:



We were not sure if we should take him to a doctor or a vet.

A little known fact is that BRM talks in his sleep and that he can reveal some very interesting information. For example, it turns our BRM has a tramp stamp:



Sometimes, we wouldn't have to ask any questions of Randy, he would merely offer information without prompting. He spoke of being really deep into Fannie Mae..whoever she is....and that he was in big trouble. I wonder if Randy knocked up Fannie Mae?

Many times, Randy would have bad dreams and flashbacks. I have reconstructed some of these terrible things using the photos below:

Randy forced to go shopping as a teenager:



How he was troubled with acne as a teenager:



How his first girlfriend ran off with the carnival and broke his heart:



How he found out his boyhood best friend was a vampire:



His freakish fears from seeing "Heidi on Ice":



When as a boy, the neighbor asked Randy to hold his big banana:



I'll keep you posted if I remember any of BRM's sleeping activities...

[CaliGirlRamsFan]

ROTFLMAO Jack.

[BleedingYellowandBlu]

Hmmmmm, I have two Alaskan malamutes. The last time BRM stayed over at our house, he was smiling and saying something about a three dog night. Come to think, my dogs haven't been acting themselves since.

[bigredman]

What is with this obsession of my friends taking pictures of me sleeping? I don't mind really, but I have often wondered why my underwear is on backward when I wake up!

[CaliGirlRamsFan]

They are Siberian Huskies, lol. See, the baby Corona's are getting to you already.

[PA_gal_in_OK]

What is with this obsession of my friends taking pictures of me sleeping? I don't mind really, but I have often wondered why my underwear is on backward when I wake up!

I have no part in the underwear situation. I'm thinking that it is probably some kind of mental telepathy on your part to quick get your clothes on before you wake.

[AlphaRam]

When BRM was awake, he kept suggesting that we play "Alien Abduction". Ewwwww...

[CaliGirlRamsFan]

I have pics of that also. shhhhhhhhhh. He seemed to have a thing about constantly taking them off, our doggies loved him.They turned from Huskies into malamutes over night.

I have no part in the underwear situation. I'm thinking that it is probably some kind of mental telepathy on your part to quick get your clothes on before you wake.

[YodaRam]

You all are some TWISTED PUPPIES! Please seek help!....please?

[CaliGirlRamsFan]

We miss you BRM.Love, Kodiak and Klondike.

[bigredman]

I have no part in the underwear situation. I'm thinking that it is probably some kind of mental telepathy on your part to quick get your clothes on before you wake.

Me does thinks she protests too much!

[bigredman]

When BRM was awake, he kept suggesting that we play "Alien Abduction". Ewwwww...

(what I see and hear after being given a mickie and as I fall in and out of sleep in back of Jack and Lynne's Minivan)

(Jack's voice) This isn't going to hurt Randy....honey will you stop weaving through traffic, you are waking him....I'm a friendly alien...really...I just want to make you better...hold still....