A butt is a butt is a butt

[bigredman]

How come I try to post a man with his kilt being blown up exposing his butt is censored (deleted), but we have a banner showing a woman's butt (thong bikini) on this website? I ask, where is the justice? The equality? If I prick my butt cheek, does it not bleed just as a woman's? Why is it acceptable for men to ogle the female buttocks, but the male's naked bum is considered outside the standards of decency? Where are the UtterBlitz's and PA_gal_in_OK of this website to go to feel included regarding entertaining voyeurism?

Attica.....Attica.....Attica!!!!

[Milan]

Where's this thong picture you're talking about?

[ramsanddodgers]

I would have to disagree with the whole butt is a butt is a butt theory!

I have no desire to view another man's butt and am not quite comfortable with a man who wears a skirt wanting to post pics of one. Can you say "Heebie Jeebies"?

Reminds me of John Denver's "The Scotsman".

Well, a Scotsman clad in kilt, left a bar one evening fair,
and one could tell, by how he walked, that he'd drunk more than his share,
he fumbled round until he could no longer keep his feet
and he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street

Chorus: Ring ding diddle diddle i dee oh,
Ring di diddly i oh,
(repeat last line of previous verse)

About that time two young and lovely girls just happend by
and one said to the other with a twinkle in her eye
See yon sleeping Scotsman so strong and handsome built
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt

(Chorus)

They crept up on the sleeping Scot as quiet as could be,
And lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see,
And there behold for them to view beneath his Scotish skirt,
Was nothin' more than God had graced him with upon his birth.

(Chorus)

They marvelled for a moment then one said we must be gone,
Let's leave a present for our friend before we move along.
As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon tied into a bow,
Around the bonnie star the Scot's kilt did lift and show.

(Chorus)

Now the Scotsman woke to nature's call, and stumbled for a tree,
Behind the bush he lifts his kilt, and gawks at what he sees,
And in a startled voice he says, to what's before his eyes,
Ah*, lad I don't know where ya been but I see ya won first prize!

RnD

GO RAMS!!

[BigGameMN]

Originally Posted by Milan

Where's this thong picture you're talking about?

I see it all the time. I thought it might just be my computer since I visited some "questionable" websites a little while ago but I guess not.

[laram0]

Hmmmm let me think about this for a second......

Would I rather see a womens or a mans behind??????

1 clue the word starts with a W

[txramsfan]

BRM, I'm sure your dairy aire is about as gorgeous to look at as a flattened armadillo on the I-35 after a diesel just hit it but when it comes to you or Brandy.......

Is there really an argument here?

[general counsel]

Notwithstanding the attractiveness of the big red mans butt, i think he has a legitimate point. If you dont want to look at the picture of his exposed keyster, there is no reason that you have to do so. Equality is equality.

Big Red is not suggesting that people on this board (given its overwhelmingly male audience) would PREFER his butt over that of the female butt, but rather that he has the same right to expose that butt as women do.

All hail the butt of the big red man. Let freedom ring.

By the way, i am going to draw the line on the freedom of expression issue if the big red man tries to show us a full frontal shot with the kilt blown up because the release of his angry anaconda like member is apparantly one of the modern marvels of the world.

ramming speed to all

general counsel

[laram0]

Originally Posted by general counsel

Notwithstanding the attractiveness of the big red mans butt, i think he has a legitimate point. If you dont want to look at the picture of his exposed keyster, there is no reason that you have to do so. Equality is equality.

Big Red is not suggesting that people on this board (given its overwhelmingly male audience) would PREFER his butt over that of the female butt, but rather that he has the same right to expose that butt as women do.

All hail the butt of the big red man. Let freedom ring.

By the way, i am going to draw the line on the freedom of expression issue if the big red man tries to show us a full frontal shot with the kilt blown up because the release of his angry anaconda like member is apparantly one of the modern marvels of the world.

ramming speed to all

general counsel

I'm voting against, rear, side or frontal views!!!!!

What happens on the Clan stays on the Clan.

[thoey]

Hmmm... Seems some of you have intimate knowledge of BRM's "anaconda". Seems what happens at ClanRam Bash doesn't always stay at ClanRam Bash...

[laram0]

Originally Posted by thoey

Hmmm... Seems some of you have intimate knowledge of BRM's "anaconda". Seems what happens at ClanRam Bash doesn't always stay at ClanRam Bash...

OHHHHH? Do tell.

No photos, please.

[general counsel]

The big red man is far too modest to tell us about his numerous film credits, but trust me when i tell you that seka will no longer make a movie without his services.

ramming speed to all

general counsel

[AlphaRam]

Originally Posted by thoey

Hmmm... Seems some of you have intimate knowledge of BRM's "anaconda". Seems what happens at ClanRam Bash doesn't always stay at ClanRam Bash...

With it being my first year at the Bash, I was duped into shaving my initials in BRM's butt hair. What a cruel trick! I recall someone in the background saying "This looks like something out of "Planet of the Apes". BRM awankened from his drunken stupor and grabbed me. I yelled out "Get you paws off of me, you damn dirty ape!" BRM took that as foreplay. Fortunately, I got away and easily outran the hairy "tripod".

[bigredman]

I'm not an animal. Why do you run. I love! I can love!

[PA_gal_in_OK]

Damn, I thought this was going to be a thread where the men were showing their arses.... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

[AlphaRam]

Originally Posted by PA_gal_in_OK

Damn, I thought this was going to be a thread where the men were showing their arses.... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

They are - the proverbial ones, anyway....