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    CaliGirl's First Football Game

    A few years ago Jerry took Cheri to her first football game. They had great
    seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she
    liked the experience.

    'Oh, I really liked it,' she replied, 'especially the tight pants and all
    the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each
    other over 25 cents.'

    Dumbfounded, Jerry asked, 'What do you mean?'

    'Well, at the beginning of the game they flipped a coin, one team got it and
    then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the
    quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like... Helloooooo? It's only 25

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    Re: CaliGirl's First Football Game

    Now that was funny!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Re: CaliGirl's First Football Game

    and her favorite players were the 'tight ends"?

    GO RAMS!!

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    Thanks i needed a good laugh!!!

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    I had to go with the tight ends. What failed to be told in this story, is that a guy helped me down to the players bench. (This could be due to those nice 8 dollor beers, but come On, the railing was right thereWho could not resist ? I mean like I heard these guy's were actually on T.V and all.) Thankfully for me I wasn't found out about until the end of the game.(How was I to know I could not say hello to my peeps? Bogus rule if you ask me.)

    The ending wasn't pretty as I needed bail money,(Jerry bailed on me, but was I supposed to hear him yelling at me?) All I was doing was just sitting there,hanging with my peeps, drinking some gatorade and yelling to some guy's dressed in zebra costumes,(they really could have used some nice hand bags to go along with this look.)

    Those zebra guys we're just like all over the field in what seemed to me to be a very dangerous situation I was just trying to be a good citizen after all.

    This NFL thingy sure has some strange rules.

    Last edited by CaliGirlRamsFan; -01-10-2009 at 06:15 AM.

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