Casting Call - ClanRam: The Movie

[ramsbruce]

I have faith that you could whip Bob Barker in a fist fight.

That I can, that I can.

I am extremely funny also, so you hit the nail on the head with Sandler.


Oh and I have also swung a golf club just like Happy Gilmore BEFORE that movie even existed. I wonder how they found me to scout my unique swing.

And before you ask, I suck at golf. LOL

[psycho9985]

Well, you've always struck me as a young, smart, energetic, ambitious, eager-beaver type........kind of like Robin on the "Batman & Robin" movie.....so I went with Chris O'Donnell.

Hey Nick.HU just called you a yuppie.

[Nick]

Well, you've always struck me as a young, smart, energetic, ambitious, eager-beaver type........kind of like Robin on the "Batman & Robin" movie.....so I went with Chris O'Donnell.

I guess as long as the phrase "bat nipples" does not make an appearance, I can live with being the Boy Wonder.

[HUbison]

I guess as long as the phrase "bat nipples" does not make an appearance, I can live with being the Boy Wonder.

I would never dream of introducing a phrase like "bat nipples".............but, of course, now that YOU have.....

Ok, movie flashback

Stiller: Oh no, you can milk anything with nipples.
DeNiro: I have nipples Greg, could you milk me?

[RamsFanSam]

I would never dream of introducing a phrase like "bat nipples".............but, of course, now that YOU have.....

Ok, movie flashback

Stiller: Oh no, you can milk anything with nipples.
DeNiro: I have nipples Greg, could you milk me?

OK, enough of this. We need to find a writer who didn't win a Woody at last year's Adult Entertainment Awards....LOL

[psycho9985]

OK, enough of this. We need to find a writer who didn't win a Woody at last year's Adult Entertainment Awards....LOL

I agree,so lets just use them as consultants.

[MOM]

OK, back to the task at hand....

How about John Lithgow as OldRamsFan1

Mel Gibson as psycho

John Travolta as Tony Soprano

Kirk Cameron as gap

Alice Cooper as RamWraith

If I come up with more, I'll add them....

[AvengerRam]

I have an actor in mind for Mike49er...

Not sure his name...

But, he was in The Return of the Jedi.

Here's a pic:

[RamsFanSam]

I have an actor in mind for Mike49er...

Not sure his name...

But, he was in The Return of the Jedi.

Here's a pic:

Richard Simmons wouldn't fit Mikey's personality better?

[AvengerRam]

No, I see Mikey as a slimely little toady who inexplicably laughes at things he, but nobody else, finds funny.

[coy bacon]

Click below for a great photo of the Kingsfield.

http://www.courttv.com/onair/shows/h...elawyers2.html

4. Charles W. Kingsfield, Jr (John Houseman) in "The Paper Chase" (1973)

How scary is Kingsfield, a professor of contract law at Harvard? On the first day of the semester, the bow-tied lecturer so intimidates one of his students, James Hart (Timothy Bottoms), that Hart throws up the moment class ends. With stern visage and a searing voice that contains not an iota of humor, Kingsfield has become the iconic law professor. His heart is as cold as a Boston winter: When, at the end of the school year, Hart tells Kinsgsfield how much he enjoyed the class, the professor barely notices him, asking "What was your name?"

He delivers probably the most famous line ever written about law school: "You teach yourselves the law. But I train your mind. You come in here with a skull full of mush and you leave thinking like a lawyer." The story, about the challenges faced by a group of first-year law students (based on a novel by John Jay Osborn Jr.), was the basis for a terrific television series, with Houseman reprising the Kingsfield role.


Gee,
I really overdid it with the spell checking thing eh? But, I'd like to have that pick as my avatar. How do I do avatars?

To know me is to love me.

Tx = John Wayne
Adarian = Peter O'Toole
Av = Peter MacNicol (yes!)
Nick = De Niro
Fargo ram fan = Clint Eastwood
JRams = Nick Nolte
UtterBlitz = Virginia Madsen
Dez = Freddie Jones
Hub = Bruce Willis

[AvengerRam]

Geez, coy... when did I get on your s-- list? Peter MacNicol? I suppose he's about the same height as I am, but that's where the similarities end.

That said, as a kid I really liked Dragonslayer.

[AvengerRam]

Here's a picture of me. Take another crack at it!

[RamWraith]

Yes I will take Nick Nolte. I like him. Better than Alice Cooper ;-) I am not really a dark person.

How about Ben Stein for Coy.

Buler...Buler...Buler LOL

Tx = John Wayne
Adarian = Peter O'Toole
Av = Peter MacNicol (yes!)
Nick = De Niro
Fargo ram fan = Clint Eastwood
JRams = Nick Nolte
UtterBlitz = Virginia Madsen
Dez = Freddie Jones
Hub = Bruce Willis

[coy bacon]

Av,
You're not on my list. Nobody on this forum is. Peter played an lawyer on that Callista Flockhart show. And, he was a very good lawyer, with a odd sense of humor. ba da bing.

I've got far more flair, personality, charm, and wit, then Ben Stein. But, I'd like to take his money. I like Houseman better.