Celebrities You'd Pay To Watch In Forced Combat

**AvengerRam** · #1 (**permalink**) -25-08-2006

Here are a few:

Tom Cruise vs. Chuck Norris ("You know, Tom, I may not know the history of psychology, but I know the very short history of kicking your @$$!!!")

Paris Hilton vs. Lindsey Lohan (no singing allowed)

John Madden/Brett Favre vs. Peter King/Tom Brady

Terrell Owens vs. Shamu (underwater combat)

**HUbison** · #2 (**permalink**) -25-08-2006

Michael Moore vs. Rush Limbaugh........I'm thinking Sumo.

The Olson twins vs. Merlin Olson......I'm taking Merlin in this handicap match.

Reggie and Laura Bush vs. Frank and Tipper Gore..........you gotta love mixed tag matches

*Milan* · #3 (**permalink**) -25-08-2006

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Originally Posted by HUbison

Michael Moore vs. Rush Limbaugh........I'm thinking Sumo.

The Olson twins vs. Merlin Olson......I'm taking Merlin in this handicap match.

Reggie and Laura Bush vs. Frank and Tipper Gore..........you gotta love mixed tag matches

You must mean George.

**laram0** · #4 (**permalink**) -25-08-2006

Manute Bol vs Danny Devito

I'll take the over

**HUbison** · #5 (**permalink**) -25-08-2006

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Originally Posted by Milan

You must mean George.

No, I meant Reggie.

**laram0** · #6 (**permalink**) -25-08-2006

Gotto go with the #2 draft pick and his partner vs. the whiners team !

*vicnfl777* · #7 (**permalink**) -29-08-2006

I meant Antonio Benderas

*vicnfl777* · #8 (**permalink**) -29-08-2006

But I prefer Gay Riche - Gun

*AlphaRam* · #9 (**permalink**) -29-08-2006

Suzy Kobler vs Hulk Hogan

*Bruce=GOAT* · #10 (**permalink**) -06-09-2006

Mike Piazza vs. Roger Clemens

*Thresher* · #11 (**permalink**) -07-09-2006

Dr Phil v Oprah

*Dr. Defense* · #12 (**permalink**) -17-09-2006

Don Zimmer v Pedro Martinez

**laram0** · #13 (**permalink**) -17-09-2006

Geraldo Rivera vs Chuck "The Iceman" Lidell

*RamFan_Til_I_Die* · #14 (**permalink**) -23-09-2006

lol you guys are cracking me up:

How about AvengerRam vs Bernie...would they fight or would they kiss, makeup, and pick out curtains for their new apartment together?

George, Laura, and the Bush twins vs Bill, Hillary, Chelsea, and Monica Lewinsky...Royal Rumble style..all 8 in the ring at once.

Mike Martz vs Scott Linehan...would have to be a pie eating contest to make it fair for Martz.

Jackson vs Gore...Only Rams & Niner fans may attend...in case of a tie, the fans get to duke it out.

Jose Canseco vs Barry Bonds...the roid rage witnessed in this fight would be scary.

Jessica Simpson vs Christina Aguilera vs Beyonce 3 way match...the battle for pop diva supremac...would have to be mud or oil wrestiling...you know you'd shell out the pay per view bucks to watch this.

*Thresher* · #15 (**permalink**) -24-09-2006

Oh oh oh this one just came to me;

Scott Peterson v OJ Simpson