I found these Dallas Cowboy jokes while searching for the answer to Mom's question in the Mock Draft thread. They are actually pretty funny. (don't worry, Mom, I will not post the answer to your question):
Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving?
Why can't Michael Irvin get into a huddle on the field anymore?
It is a parole violation for him to associate with known felons.
I understand Chicago is trying to sign Michael Irvin...
They got rid of the refrigerator, so now they want a coke machine.
The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the artificial turf because the Cowboys play better on grass.
How do you get a Cowboy to stand up?
Say "Will the defendant please rise."
Did you hear Dallas has petitioned the NFL to consider alternative colors for marking the field?
Seems their players have a tough time passing up all those white lines.
What's Jerry Jones' biggest concern?
Does Bail Money count against the Salary Cap?
The Dallas Cowboys adopted a new Honor system...
Yes your Honor, No your Honor.
The Cowboys had a 12 and 5 season this year, 12 arrests, 5 convictions.
The Cowboys knew they had to do something for their defense, so they hired a new defensive coordinator...
How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?
Studying the Miranda Rights.