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    Dallas Cowboy jokes

    I found these Dallas Cowboy jokes while searching for the answer to Mom's question in the Mock Draft thread. They are actually pretty funny. (don't worry, Mom, I will not post the answer to your question):

    Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving?
    The sheriff.


    Why can't Michael Irvin get into a huddle on the field anymore?
    It is a parole violation for him to associate with known felons.


    I understand Chicago is trying to sign Michael Irvin...
    They got rid of the refrigerator, so now they want a coke machine.


    The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the artificial turf because the Cowboys play better on grass.


    How do you get a Cowboy to stand up?
    Say "Will the defendant please rise."


    Did you hear Dallas has petitioned the NFL to consider alternative colors for marking the field?
    Seems their players have a tough time passing up all those white lines.



    What's Jerry Jones' biggest concern?
    Does Bail Money count against the Salary Cap?


    The Dallas Cowboys adopted a new Honor system...
    Yes your Honor, No your Honor.


    The Cowboys had a 12 and 5 season this year, 12 arrests, 5 convictions.


    The Cowboys knew they had to do something for their defense, so they hired a new defensive coordinator...
    Johnny Cochran.


    How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?
    Studying the Miranda Rights.

    "Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie', until you can find a rock." Will Rogers

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    Re: Dallas Cowboy jokes

    LOL

    CowboyHater is gonna LOVE these.....

    I heard that Tulsa is the windiest place on earth during football season, because the Cowboys suck and the Chiefs blow!!!

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    Re: Dallas Cowboy jokes

    LOL

    Those were pretty funny.

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    Re: Dallas Cowboy jokes

    Thanks for the laughs! I sure did enjoy them. Now it is time to crush, kill, destroy.

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    Re: Dallas Cowboy jokes

    Quote Originally Posted by cowboyhater
    Thanks for the laughs! I sure did enjoy them. Now it is time to crush, kill, destroy.
    INDEED....
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    Re: Dallas Cowboy jokes

    I've read those before and the're still funnyLOL

    Heres a Minnisota joke.What do you call a viking with a superBowl ring...........A thief.
    My heart beats crazy and my blood runs wild

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    Re: Dallas Cowboy jokes

    Quote Originally Posted by psycho9985
    I've read those before and the're still funnyLOL

    Heres a Minnisota joke.What do you call a viking with a superBowl ring...........A thief.
    OUCH, dude! LOL
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    Re: Dallas Cowboy jokes

    Quote Originally Posted by RamsFanSam
    LOL

    CowboyHater is gonna LOVE these.....

    I heard that Tulsa is the windiest place on earth during football season, because the Cowboys suck and the Chiefs blow!!!
    I live in a suburb of Tulsa - I can confirm Sam's statement.
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    Re: Dallas Cowboy jokes

    It got so quiet at the game that I was able to tell the one about 4 Cowboys in a car...who's driving? I even got a chuckle from a Rams staffer...
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