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    Chiledog Guest

    Dallas Cowboy jokes

    I found these Dallas Cowboy jokes while searching for the answer to Mom's question in the Mock Draft thread. They are actually pretty funny. (don't worry, Mom, I will not post the answer to your question):

    Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving?
    The sheriff.


    Why can't Michael Irvin get into a huddle on the field anymore?
    It is a parole violation for him to associate with known felons.


    I understand Chicago is trying to sign Michael Irvin...
    They got rid of the refrigerator, so now they want a coke machine.


    The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the artificial turf because the Cowboys play better on grass.


    How do you get a Cowboy to stand up?
    Say "Will the defendant please rise."


    Did you hear Dallas has petitioned the NFL to consider alternative colors for marking the field?
    Seems their players have a tough time passing up all those white lines.



    What's Jerry Jones' biggest concern?
    Does Bail Money count against the Salary Cap?


    The Dallas Cowboys adopted a new Honor system...
    Yes your Honor, No your Honor.


    The Cowboys had a 12 and 5 season this year, 12 arrests, 5 convictions.


    The Cowboys knew they had to do something for their defense, so they hired a new defensive coordinator...
    Johnny Cochran.


    How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?
    Studying the Miranda Rights.


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    Re: Dallas Cowboy jokes

    LOL

    CowboyHater is gonna LOVE these.....

    I heard that Tulsa is the windiest place on earth during football season, because the Cowboys suck and the Chiefs blow!!!

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    Re: Dallas Cowboy jokes

    LOL

    Those were pretty funny.

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    Re: Dallas Cowboy jokes

    Thanks for the laughs! I sure did enjoy them. Now it is time to crush, kill, destroy.

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    Re: Dallas Cowboy jokes

    Quote Originally Posted by cowboyhater
    Thanks for the laughs! I sure did enjoy them. Now it is time to crush, kill, destroy.
    INDEED....
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    Re: Dallas Cowboy jokes

    I've read those before and the're still funnyLOL

    Heres a Minnisota joke.What do you call a viking with a superBowl ring...........A thief.

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    Re: Dallas Cowboy jokes

    Quote Originally Posted by psycho9985
    I've read those before and the're still funnyLOL

    Heres a Minnisota joke.What do you call a viking with a superBowl ring...........A thief.
    OUCH, dude! LOL
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    Re: Dallas Cowboy jokes

    Quote Originally Posted by RamsFanSam
    LOL

    CowboyHater is gonna LOVE these.....

    I heard that Tulsa is the windiest place on earth during football season, because the Cowboys suck and the Chiefs blow!!!
    I live in a suburb of Tulsa - I can confirm Sam's statement.

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    AlphaRam Guest

    Re: Dallas Cowboy jokes

    It got so quiet at the game that I was able to tell the one about 4 Cowboys in a car...who's driving? I even got a chuckle from a Rams staffer...

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