Dallas Cowboy jokes

[Chiledog]

I found these Dallas Cowboy jokes while searching for the answer to Mom's question in the Mock Draft thread. They are actually pretty funny. (don't worry, Mom, I will not post the answer to your question):

Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving?
The sheriff.


Why can't Michael Irvin get into a huddle on the field anymore?
It is a parole violation for him to associate with known felons.


I understand Chicago is trying to sign Michael Irvin...
They got rid of the refrigerator, so now they want a coke machine.


The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the artificial turf because the Cowboys play better on grass.


How do you get a Cowboy to stand up?
Say "Will the defendant please rise."


Did you hear Dallas has petitioned the NFL to consider alternative colors for marking the field?
Seems their players have a tough time passing up all those white lines.



What's Jerry Jones' biggest concern?
Does Bail Money count against the Salary Cap?


The Dallas Cowboys adopted a new Honor system...
Yes your Honor, No your Honor.


The Cowboys had a 12 and 5 season this year, 12 arrests, 5 convictions.


The Cowboys knew they had to do something for their defense, so they hired a new defensive coordinator...
Johnny Cochran.


How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?
Studying the Miranda Rights.

[RamsFanSam]

LOL

CowboyHater is gonna LOVE these.....

I heard that Tulsa is the windiest place on earth during football season, because the Cowboys suck and the Chiefs blow!!!

[Milan]

LOL

Those were pretty funny.

[cowboyhater]

Thanks for the laughs! I sure did enjoy them. Now it is time to crush, kill, destroy.

[MOM]

Thanks for the laughs! I sure did enjoy them. Now it is time to crush, kill, destroy.

INDEED....

[psycho9985]

I've read those before and the're still funnyLOL

Heres a Minnisota joke.What do you call a viking with a superBowl ring...........A thief.

[MOM]

I've read those before and the're still funnyLOL

Heres a Minnisota joke.What do you call a viking with a superBowl ring...........A thief.

OUCH, dude! LOL

[AlphaRam]

LOL

CowboyHater is gonna LOVE these.....

I heard that Tulsa is the windiest place on earth during football season, because the Cowboys suck and the Chiefs blow!!!

I live in a suburb of Tulsa - I can confirm Sam's statement.

[AlphaRam]

It got so quiet at the game that I was able to tell the one about 4 Cowboys in a car...who's driving? I even got a chuckle from a Rams staffer...