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    Cool Disguised blessings

    I am Thankful :
    FOR THE WIFE
    WHO SAYS IT'S HOT DOGS TONIGHT,
    BECAUSE SHE IS HOME WITH ME,
    AND NOT OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE.
    FOR THE HUSBAND
    WHO IS ON THE SOFA
    BEING A COUCH POTATO,
    BECAUSE HE IS HOME WITH ME
    AND NOT OUT AT THE BARS.

    FOR THE TEENAGER
    WHO IS COMPLAINING ABOUT DOING DISHES
    BECAUSE IT MEANS SHE IS AT HOME,
    NOT ON THE STREETS.

    FOR THE TAXES I PAY
    BECAUSE IT MEANS
    I AM EMPLOYED.

    FOR THE MESS TO CLEAN AFTER A PARTY
    BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE
    BEEN SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS.

    FOR THE CLOTHES THAT FIT A LITTLE TOO SNUG
    BECAUSE IT MEANS
    I HAVE ENOUGH TO EAT.

    FOR MY SHADOW THAT WATCHES ME WORK
    BECAUSE IT MEANS
    I AM OUT IN THE SUNSHINE

    FOR A LAWN THAT NEEDS MOWING,
    WINDOWS THAT NEED CLEANING,
    AND GUTTERS THAT NEED FIXING
    BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE A HOME
    FOR ALL THE COMPLAINING
    I HEAR ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT
    BECAUSE IT MEANS
    WE HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH..
    FOR THE PARKING SPOT
    I FIND AT THE FAR END OF THE PARKING LOT
    BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM CAPABLE OF WALKING
    AND I HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH TRANSPORTATION.

    FOR MY HUGE HEATING BILL
    BECAUSE IT MEANS
    I AM WARM.
    FOR T HE LADY BEHIND ME IN CHURCH
    WHO SINGS OFF KEY BECAUSE IT MEANS
    I CAN HEAR.

    FOR THE PILE OF LAUNDRY AND IRONING
    BECAUSE IT MEANS
    I HAVE CLOTHES TO WEAR.

    FOR WEARINESS AND ACHING MUSCLES
    AT THE END OF THE DAY
    BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE BEEN
    CAPABLE OF WORKING HARD.

    FOR THE ALARM THAT GOES OFF
    IN THE EARLY MORNING HOURS
    BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM ALIVE.

    AND FINALLY, FOR TOO MUCH E-MAIL
    BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE
    FRIENDS WHO ARE THINKING OF ME!!!!!!!

    My heart beats crazy and my blood runs wild

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    Re: Disguised blessings

    Yup...psycho's celebrating hard tonight....LOL

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    Re: Disguised blessings


    AND FINALLY, FOR TOO MUCH E-MAIL
    BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE
    FRIENDS WHO ARE THINKING OF ME!!!!!!!
    And they all want to sell me a fake Rolex or a 3.8% mortgage!

    Honestly, those are wonderful sentiments. Happy New Year!

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    Re: Disguised blessings

    What happened last night on the eve renders that whole post hypocritical tripe.Except for the spam.
    My heart beats crazy and my blood runs wild

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