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    Gal's Joke for the Day...

    *Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,**
    *"Hello?"**

    **"Hi honey.**
    **This is Daddy.**
    **Is Mommy near the phone?"**



    **"No, Daddy.**
    **She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."**

    **After a brief pause,**

    **Daddy says,**
    *"But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul."**

    **"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,**
    **Right now."**


    Brief Pause.


    **"Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.**
    **Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs**
    **And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy**
    **That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."**


    **"Okay, Daddy, Just a minute."**


    **A few minutes later**
    **The little girl comes back to the phone.**


    **"I did it, Daddy."* *

    **"And what happened, honey?" He asked.**


    "Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed With no clothes on and
    ran around screaming.**


    **Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser**
    **And now she isn't moving at all!"**


    **"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?"**



    **"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.**


    **He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window**
    **And into the swimming pool.**
    **But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water**
    **Last week to clean it.**


    **He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."**


    *****Long Pause*****


    *****Longer Pause*****


    *****Even Longer Pause*****


    **Then Daddy says,**


    **"Swimming pool? ..... ......**


    **Is this 486-5731?"*



    *No, I think you have the wrong number.......* bye


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    Re: Gal's Joke for the Day...

    I will put this post here rather than PM you FTG

    Please, if your going to give someone rep (always a good thing) do so, you dont need to put a post telling everyone your going to give rep.

    Also, your not the designated "reply to every single thread" member.
    In fact, I dont believe we have one of those.
    We used to but he grew out of it so please take the hint


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    Re: Gal's Joke for the Day...

    Quote Originally Posted by RamDez View Post
    I will put this post here rather than PM you FTG

    Please, if your going to give someone rep (always a good thing) do so, you dont need to put a post telling everyone your going to give rep.

    Also, your not the designated "reply to every single thread" member.
    In fact, I dont believe we have one of those.
    We used to but he grew out of it so please take the hint
    Thanks for the joke Gal! That was hilarious, where's the joke for today?


    Oh, and Dez... Would that member be me? :x
    RamsFan16

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    Re: Gal's Joke for the Day...

    lol that was funny! r u gonna tell a joke every day?

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    Re: Gal's Joke for the Day...

    I didnt know that the need was so great for jokes here I mean afterall, you have BigRedMan and AlphaRam, besides, I can usually only stop in for a few minutes from time to time because of my studies. Surely others can post some to add some life over here.

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    Re: Gal's Joke for the Day...

    Quote Originally Posted by PA_gal_in_OK View Post
    I didnt know that the need was so great for jokes here I mean afterall, you have BigRedMan and AlphaRam, besides, I can usually only stop in for a few minutes from time to time because of my studies. Surely others can post some to add some life over here.
    But not everyone has the deadpan or timing to tell a joke well...

    RnD

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    Re: Gal's Joke for the Day...

    Quote Originally Posted by RamsFan16 View Post
    Thanks for the joke Gal! That was hilarious, where's the joke for today?


    Oh, and Dez... Would that member be me? :x
    you got it but yer all better now


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    Re: Gal's Joke for the Day...

    lol... nice joke

    kudos to ya

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    Re: Gal's Joke for the Day...

    AT THE BUS STOP

    In a busy city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful young woman was
    waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather mini-skirt
    with matching tight leather boots and jacket. As the bus rolled up and
    it was her turn to get on the bus, she became aware that her skirt was
    too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the bus' first
    step.

    So, slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus
    driver, she reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little
    thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. Again
    she tried to make the step onto the bus, only to discover she still
    could not make the step.

    A little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her and
    unzipped her skirt a little more. And for a second time she
    attempted the step - and once again, much to her chagrin,
    she could not raise her leg because of the tight skirt.

    With a coy little smile to the driver, she again unzipped the
    offending skirt to give a little more slack and again was unable to
    make the step.

    About this time the big Texan who was behind her in the line
    picked her up easily from the waist and placed her lightly on the step
    of the bus.

    Well, she went ballistic and turned on the would-be hero,
    screeching at him, "How dare you touch my body!! I don't even
    know who you are!!"

    At this the Texan drawled, "Well ma'am, normally I would
    agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda
    figured that we was friends."

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    Re: Gal's Joke for the Day...

    Because I have some free time tonight, here is another....





    Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation,
    dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angel tells Davidson,
    "Well, you've been such a good guy and your motorcycles have
    changed the world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone you
    want to in Heaven."

    Davidson thinks about it and says, "I wanna hang out with God,
    Himself." The befeathered fellow at the Gates takes Arthur to the
    Throne Room and introduces him to God.

    Arthur then asks God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of Woman?"
    God says, "Ah, yes."

    "Well," says Davidson, "You have some major design flaws in your
    invention:
    1. there's too much front end protrusion
    2. it chatters at high speeds
    3. the rear end wobbles too much
    4. the intake is placed too close to the exhaust."

    "Hmmm..." replies God, "hold on." God goes to the Celestial
    Supercomputer, types in a few keystrokes, and waits for the result.
    The computer prints out a slip of paper and God reads it.
    "It may be that my invention is flawed," God replies to Arthur
    Davidson, but according to My Computer, more people are riding my
    invention than yours."

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    Re: Gal's Joke for the Day...

    :\ Guess either they werent that funny, or people didnt realize I posted more. Oh well....

    By the way, when is the ClanRam bash this year? Im getting ansy for football.

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