Re: Get to know the Clansmen/women
Alias: AlphaRam aka Salvador Hernandez aka bigreclman
Age: 43 (although I read at a 46 year old level)
Location: Broken Arrow, OK
Born: Long Beach, CA
Social Security Number: Hey, screw you guys!
Rams Fan: 1960's
Occupation: Technical Writer (even though I type with two fingers)
Married: Yes, to a woman who is misguided about football teams.
Favorite Dance: Time Warp
Children: Adriana, 21, Lauren (deceased)
Favorite Washer: Maytag
Favorite Fish: Catfish
Orientation: I have never travelled to the Orient.
Favorite Song: D In A Box
Favorite Cereal: those generic puffed-rice thingies
Favorite food: meat
Use Drugs: No (because then I would post strange stuff)
Favorite TP: Northern Double Roll
Favorite numbers: 13 and 3.14159
Favorite Midget: Tattoo
Favorite Tattoo: Midget
Hobbies: Reading, Rams football, customizing Rams figures, dreaming about the Rams, interpreting dreams about the Rams, interpreting dreams of Rams players about me, Nigerian get rich schemes, teaching my cat to not jump on my package when I use the phone, collecting Rams football cards, collecting books about the Rams, travel by car, mowing the lawn, and making lists about hobbies.
College: Yes, BSME - University of Tulsa
Favorite Power Ranger: the pink one because you have to be tough to run around in pink.
Favorite medication: Demerol
Person You Would Most Like To Medicate: Ex-wife
Favorite Restroom Stall: Handicapped stall - more leg room...that's ironic, huh?
Favorite Handgun: Tie between S&W .44 Mag and Beretta 92FS 9mm
Favorite Painting: Birth of Venus
Favorite NBA Team: Lakers
Favorite Hockey Team: Tulsa Oilers
Favorite Star Trek Captain: James T. Kirk
Favorite Planet: Uranus
Favorite Position: Sleeping on my right side
Favorite City in Alabama: Greenbow
Favorite College Names: Morehead U and Ball State
...to be continued....