> here are the rules from the male side. These are our
> > rules! Please note .. these are all numbered "1" ON
> > PURPOSE!
> >
> > 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl.
> > If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it
> > down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving
> > it down.
> >
> > 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the
> > changing of the tides. Let it be.
> >
> > 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going
> > to think of it that way.
> >
> > 1. Crying is blackmail.
> >
> > 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
> > Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work!
> > Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
> >
> > 1. Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable answers to
> > almost every question.
> >
> > 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help
> > solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your
> > girlfriends are for.
> >
> > 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem.
> > See a doctor.
> >
> > 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an
> > argument. In fact, all comments become null and void
> > after 7 days.
> >
> > 1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret
> > girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
> >
> > 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't
> > ask us.
> >
> > 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways
> > and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant
> > the other one.
> >
> > 1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us
> > how you want it done. Not both. If you already know
> > best how to do it, just do it yourself.
> >
> > 1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to
> > say during commercials.
> >
> > 1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and
> > neither do we.
> >
> > 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default
> > settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color.
& gt; > Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve
> > is.
> >
> > 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
> >
> > 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we
> > will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying,
> > but it is just not worth the hassle.
> >
> > 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to,
> > expect an answer you don't want to hear.
> >
> > 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything
> > you wear is fine ... Really.
> >
> > 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you
> > are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the
> > shotgun formation, fires or fire apparatus, or monster
> > trucks.
> >
> > 1. You have enough clothes.
> >
> > 1. You have too many shoes.
> >
> > 1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
> >
> > 1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to
> > sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men
> > really don't mind that? It's like camping.
> >
> > Pass this to as many men as you can -- to give them a
> > laugh.
> >
> > Pass this to as many women as you can to give them a
> > bigger laugh!!