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    Have you ever been attacked by a person wielding a banjo? I don't mean one of those cheapy toy ones that Dez carries around, but an honest-to-goodness quality banjo?

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    Can't say I have. A guitar though.

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    How about a mandolin?
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    Where are you going with this Alpha?? Did you anger some musician??
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    Surely you cannot expect that the threads I post here have a purpose or meaning.

    If there is one, however, it is to persuade others to look inside of themselves and ponder the things that you hold dear and true...as someone with a banjo sneaks up on you and whacks you with their instrument.
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    No banjos, but have been attacked by a guy in a gorilla suit at a halloween party.

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    Quote Originally Posted by laram0 View Post
    No banjos, but have been attacked by a guy in a gorilla suit at a halloween party.
    That sounds traumatic. I thought of the dude in the gorilla suit on "Trading Places".

    This one time at banjo camp I stuck a banjo...uh, never mind.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AlphaRam View Post
    Surely you cannot expect that the threads I post here have a purpose or meaning.

    If there is one, however, it is to persuade others to look inside of themselves and ponder the things that you hold dear and true...as someone with a banjo sneaks up on you and whacks you with their instrument.
    I have been "attacked" by instruments before but none with strings..bwahahahahahahha...actually the encounter was quite enjoyable for both of us.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sweets View Post
    I have been "attacked" by instruments before but none with strings..bwahahahahahahha...actually the encounter was quite enjoyable for both of us.
    The saying is don't knock til you've tried it ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sweets View Post
    I have been "attacked" by instruments before but none with strings..bwahahahahahahha...actually the encounter was quite enjoyable for both of us.
    Links?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlphaRam View Post
    Have you ever been attacked by a person wielding a banjo? I don't mean one of those cheapy toy ones that Dez carries around, but an honest-to-goodness quality banjo?

    Sorry, can't help myself but....


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    Banjo, huh..........I bet a good quality hammer dulcimer would leave a mark.
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    It isn't like someone with a harp can sneak up on people and whack them with a harp.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AlphaRam View Post
    It isn't like someone with a harp can sneak up on people and whack them with a harp.
    Yeah...you're right...I tried that once and all it did was slice him up into equal portions like a loaf of bread. Messy man. Real messy!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigredman View Post
    Yeah...you're right...I tried that once and all it did was slice him up into equal portions like a loaf of bread. Messy man. Real messy!
    Quit harping about that in my banjo attack thread.
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