Have You Ever Bit Someone?

When I was in 5th grade, I was fighting a kid who started to get the best of me so I bit him on his lower back. I am thinking about including this tidbit on my resume.

Thoughts?

Reminds me of this old hee-haw joke:

One hillbilly looks at the other and says, "cauwt my wife wit anodder man last night."

The other hillbilly says, "bitter"?

In answer he says, "bit him too"!

I have been bitten several times.

I used to be a supervisor for the crisis team at a 156 bed residential treatment facility for adolescent offenders.

I have been bitten, with blood drawn, on my hand, my arm and my pinkie. All leaving large scars. VERY NASTY THINGS AND CAN MAKE YOU VERY SICK! And I speak from experience. Use your teeth for what they are meant for. Food.

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Originally Posted by RamWraith

I have been bitten several times.

I used to be a supervisor for the crisis team at a 156 bed residential treatment facility for adolescent offenders.

I have been bitten, with blood drawn, on my hand, my arm and my pinkie. All leaving large scars. VERY NASTY THINGS AND CAN MAKE YOU VERY SICK! And I speak from experience. Use your teeth for what they are meant for. Food.

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After the first time you were bit, you should have wore one of those attack dog training suits to work.

I got a question AlphaRam. Have you ever tested positive for rabies? :)

Hey, it was self-defense. I never did get a rabies test.

I bit a guys arm once who had me in a head lock. took a mouthfull of flesh, he had a severe scar on his forearm, and I had blood running down my face. It was cool.