How do you die?

[RamDez]

surf here then post your results for all to see

http://www.thedeathpsychic.com/

How do I die?

"After haggling over the price of meat, an enraged butcher whips you to death with a large beef tongue."

[RamWraith]

nOT GOOD :-(

"Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by sitting in your running car with the garage door closed."

[RamsFanSam]

Wow, RW, are you a closet soccer fan?

Mine sez:
A deranged cook at a Chinese restaurant attacks you violently with a meat cleaver after you complain about your meal not being prepared from fresh cat.

[UtterBlitz]

I don't like mine at all....here it is....:\

As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, a rope is tied around your wrists, and a second rope is tied around your ankles. The ropes are tied together and hung on a hook from the ceiling, leaving you suspended facing the ground. Concrete blocks are placed onto your back until the weight becomes so great, your arms and legs are torn from your body.

[RamFan_Til_I_Die]

dang utter that is a rough way to go

For me:
During a severe storm, a tree falls onto your house, crushing and killing you.

[ramsplaya16]

here.....

You are taken hostage as part of a bank robbery. When law enforcement refuses to meet the demands of the suspect, the suspect shoots you in the head to prove to the cops that he means business

[ramsanddodgers]

A carbon monoxide leak in your home kills you peacefully in your sleep.

Sounds like the way to go compared to some og the prognostications entered here....

[AlphaRam]

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[smizzhfx]

You are blown to smithereens when your fun loving co-worker fills a whoopee cushion with nitroglycerin.

eek.

[Jonze]

After a heated argument with a crazed dry cleaner, he savagely strangles you to death with your own pants.

Not good, gotta keep away from those deranged dry-cleaners I guess :-)

- or quit wearing pants all-together!

[RamDez]

Thought I would add some ram players

Torry Holt
While scarfing down lunch, a large chunk of your meal becomes enlodged in your throat, and you choke to death.

Isaac Bruce
After a heated argument with a crazed dry cleaner, he savagely strangles you to death with your own pants.

Orlando Pace
While driving, you fail to immediately pull over for speeding when signalled by the cop car behind you. While stopped, you attempt to open your glove compartment, and the rookie cop nervously opens fire on you. You are struck several times and die on the scene.

Marc Bulger
While working late one night, the janitor mistakes you for an intruder and beats you to death with a ridiculously large ring of keys.

Steven Jackson
While walking up an escalator, your shoelace gets caught in the moving stairs, and you are dragged all the way to the top. You die from internal injuries.

[AlphaRam]

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[Nick]

While grocery shopping, a can of soup falls from above your head and strikes you in the face. You sue the grocery store, and upon hearing that you've won a large cash settlement, you suffer a massive heart attack and fall to the ground dead.

[rams_fan81]

As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, your face is skinned using steel wool and subsequently doused with bleach. While you're still alive, your face is then doused with ammonia. The bleach and ammonia chemically react and melt the remaining flesh from your skull.

Ow............