How do you die?

[Varg6]

"You are mauled to death by a rabid pitbull."

Hmmm, I'll stick with a poodle for a companion?

[laram0]

"You are mauled to death by a rabid pitbull."

Hmmm, I'll stick with a poodle for a companion?

Vick timized!

[laram0]

dang utter that is a rough way to go

For me:
During a severe storm, a tree falls onto your house, crushing and killing you.

Same for me. We must be neighbors?

[HUbison]

"Elevated blood pressure from a three day sex-fest with an entire team of professional cheerleaders leads to a fatal stroke"

Can't say I'm surprised.....that's pretty much the way I expect to go. I mean sooner or later, my long weekend habits are going to catch up to me, right?

[thoey]

After swallowing several capsules which you thought were pain relievers, you're told that you were given "foam animal in a capsule" capsules as a joke. The foam animals expand to twenty times their original size, causing a major intestinal obstruction. Unable to pass solid waste, you die from self-toxification.

I feel so... bloated...

[bigredman]

I don't like mine at all....here it is....:\

As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, a rope is tied around your wrists, and a second rope is tied around your ankles. The ropes are tied together and hung on a hook from the ceiling, leaving you suspended facing the ground. Concrete blocks are placed onto your back until the weight becomes so great, your arms and legs are torn from your body.

Wow...I don't know why...but I find that kind of erotic!

Mine is boring: "While eating dinner at home alone, you begin to choke. Unable to breathe and unable to call for help, you quickly pass out and die"


P.S. I'll probably die from the punch Renee is going to give me for that "erotic" comment next time I see her!

[RamsFan4ever]

While in a hotel pool, you are sucked into the intake system of the pool's pump. The incredible force of the pump rips your intestines out of your body, turning you into a nearly-hollow corpse..... oh no, i go swimming like everyday.... :'(

[helorm341]

While marching in a local parade, you trip and stumble over a pothole. You are immediately crushed under the wheels of a fire engine full of clowns.

Atleast I have a crowd!

[PA_gal_in_OK]

While in a movie theater, a crazed man with a gun begins firing shots randomly. You're struck in the back of the head and fall slumped over in your seat as blood pours from your mouth.

[psycho9985]

I die from liver failure from many years of heavy drinking.

Kid of funnny sinve I dont drink anymore.

[JPPT1974]

I rather not think about that as I am living for the present and future!

[HUbison]

I rather not think about that as I am living for the present and future!

Admirable thought, but not really part of the game.

[AvengerRam]

Mine:

"You are an immortal. One of the few remaining of your kind. You can only be killed if someone takes your head. You will ultimately have to battle in The Gathering for The Prize. In the end, their can be only one."






Okay, so that's not what mine said (something about me dying in a taffy pulling accident), but that's what mine should have said.

[BIG-BLUE]

While at a sporting event an angry fan kicks me in the back of my head & sends me tumbling down rows of bleachers to my death. Wow!!!!

[TheGuest62]

This is what I got..

While driving, you fail to immediately pull over for speeding when signalled by the cop car behind you. While stopped, you attempt to open your glove compartment, and the rookie cop nervously opens fire on you. You are struck several times and die on the scene.