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-06-15-2007 #31
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Re: How do you die?
Mine : "While grocery shopping, a can of soup falls from above your head and strikes you in the face. You sue the grocery store, and upon hearing that you've won a large cash settlement, you suffer a massive heart attack and fall to the ground dead."
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-06-17-2007 #32
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Re: How do you die?
"While standing in line at a fast food joint, you take too much time deliberating on your order. A very hungry, very crazy man approaches you from behind and takes a large bite out of your neck. You quickly bleed to death. "
That blows. I always thought I'd die by old age. Well, you can't get any closer than that
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