How much would you pay for the secret to guaranteed weight loss?

I'm thinking of marketing the age-old secret to weight loss. I call it the...

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ELF GEM Method

What is the ELF GEM Method, you ask? Well, I'm thinking I'd charge $19.99 to reveal the secret, and provide a guarantee of its success.

Since you are all my close friends, though, I'll reveal the secret for free.

The ELF GEM Method means:

Eat
Less
Food

Go
Exercise
More

I guarantee it works!

It's funny, I had a similar thought the other day. Motivational speaking to get filthy rich... I mean, to help people.


Anyway, there it was. Like a bolt from the blue. The most perfect acronym ever to have been badly plagiarized. Needless to say, I'm taking this one to the bank. :D

Snack
Less
Or
Perish

I have the sure fire way. I am living proof. I lost 90 lbs and have keep it off for 2 years. If you are interested...mail a check to... ;-)

Wow, the secret to weight loss. I would of have never guessed it.

I just hope the revealing of this phenomenon doesn't affect the sales of my "I Beat Anorexia" clothing-line...

I lost 130 pounds of useless weight in 45 days. It cost me a couple of thousand dollars, though. Those divorce lawyers are expensive!

THis would make you even more money then inventing a cure for baldness.

ramming speed to all

general counsel

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Originally Posted by RamsFanSam

I lost 130 pounds of useless weight in 45 days. It cost me a couple of thousand dollars, though. Those divorce lawyers are expensive!

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Been there done that. :D

I need the secret. I've put on 280 pounds over the past 34 years. At this rate, I'll weigh 840 pounds by my 102nd birthday.

I really have it , but i'll do another thread so you can understand better.