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    How much would you pay for the secret to guaranteed weight loss?

    I'm thinking of marketing the age-old secret to weight loss. I call it the...



    ELF GEM Method

    What is the ELF GEM Method, you ask? Well, I'm thinking I'd charge $19.99 to reveal the secret, and provide a guarantee of its success.

    Since you are all my close friends, though, I'll reveal the secret for free.

    The ELF GEM Method means:

    Eat
    Less
    Food

    Go
    Exercise
    More

    I guarantee it works!


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    Re: How much would you pay for the secret to guaranteed weight loss?

    It's funny, I had a similar thought the other day. Motivational speaking to get filthy rich... I mean, to help people.


    Anyway, there it was. Like a bolt from the blue. The most perfect acronym ever to have been badly plagiarized. Needless to say, I'm taking this one to the bank.

    Snack
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    Re: How much would you pay for the secret to guaranteed weight loss?

    I have the sure fire way. I am living proof. I lost 90 lbs and have keep it off for 2 years. If you are interested...mail a check to... ;-)

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    Re: How much would you pay for the secret to guaranteed weight loss?

    Wow, the secret to weight loss. I would of have never guessed it.

    I just hope the revealing of this phenomenon doesn't affect the sales of my "I Beat Anorexia" clothing-line...

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    Re: How much would you pay for the secret to guaranteed weight loss?

    I lost 130 pounds of useless weight in 45 days. It cost me a couple of thousand dollars, though. Those divorce lawyers are expensive!

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    Re: How much would you pay for the secret to guaranteed weight loss?

    THis would make you even more money then inventing a cure for baldness.

    ramming speed to all

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    Re: How much would you pay for the secret to guaranteed weight loss?

    Quote Originally Posted by RamsFanSam View Post
    I lost 130 pounds of useless weight in 45 days. It cost me a couple of thousand dollars, though. Those divorce lawyers are expensive!
    Been there done that.

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    Re: How much would you pay for the secret to guaranteed weight loss?

    I need the secret. I've put on 280 pounds over the past 34 years. At this rate, I'll weigh 840 pounds by my 102nd birthday.
    "Before the gates of excellence the high gods have placed sweat; long is the road thereto and rough and steep at first; but when the heights are reached, then there is ease, though grievously hard in the winning." --- Hesiod

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    Re: How much would you pay for the secret to guaranteed weight loss?

    I really have it , but i'll do another thread so you can understand better.

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