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  1. -01-02-2009 #1
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    How much would you pay for the secret to guaranteed weight loss?

    I'm thinking of marketing the age-old secret to weight loss. I call it the...



    ELF GEM Method

    What is the ELF GEM Method, you ask? Well, I'm thinking I'd charge $19.99 to reveal the secret, and provide a guarantee of its success.

    Since you are all my close friends, though, I'll reveal the secret for free.

    The ELF GEM Method means:

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    I guarantee it works!

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  2. -01-03-2009 #2
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    Re: How much would you pay for the secret to guaranteed weight loss?

    It's funny, I had a similar thought the other day. Motivational speaking to get filthy rich... I mean, to help people.


    Anyway, there it was. Like a bolt from the blue. The most perfect acronym ever to have been badly plagiarized. Needless to say, I'm taking this one to the bank.

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    Re: How much would you pay for the secret to guaranteed weight loss?

    I have the sure fire way. I am living proof. I lost 90 lbs and have keep it off for 2 years. If you are interested...mail a check to... ;-)
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    Re: How much would you pay for the secret to guaranteed weight loss?

    Wow, the secret to weight loss. I would of have never guessed it.

    I just hope the revealing of this phenomenon doesn't affect the sales of my "I Beat Anorexia" clothing-line...
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  5. -01-04-2009 #5
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    Re: How much would you pay for the secret to guaranteed weight loss?

    I lost 130 pounds of useless weight in 45 days. It cost me a couple of thousand dollars, though. Those divorce lawyers are expensive!
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    Re: How much would you pay for the secret to guaranteed weight loss?

    THis would make you even more money then inventing a cure for baldness.

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    Re: How much would you pay for the secret to guaranteed weight loss?

    Quote Originally Posted by RamsFanSam View Post
    I lost 130 pounds of useless weight in 45 days. It cost me a couple of thousand dollars, though. Those divorce lawyers are expensive!
    Been there done that.
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    Re: How much would you pay for the secret to guaranteed weight loss?

    I need the secret. I've put on 280 pounds over the past 34 years. At this rate, I'll weigh 840 pounds by my 102nd birthday.
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  9. -01-09-2009 #9
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    Re: How much would you pay for the secret to guaranteed weight loss?

    I really have it , but i'll do another thread so you can understand better.
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