The "I don't get how anyone finds _______ attractive" thread.

**AvengerRam** · #1 (**permalink**) -16-05-2005

Maybe its just me, but I find that certain celebrities who are regarded as attractive by the media are entirely unattractive to me. Here are a few who are at the top of my list.

Angelina Jolie
Maybe if I knew nothing about her, I'd find her attractive (though those giant slug-looking lips are not my thing), but when I look at her, all I see is a blood-necklace wearing, husband-stealing, brother-kissing, whackadoo.

Paris Hilton
The body of an Anorexic 15 year old, the nose of Jamie Farr, eyes that have that glossed-over intoxicated look with no spark of intelligence, and a mouth in a constant pout of contempt. Yeah, that's an attractive girl.

Pamela Anderson
Somewhere inside the synthetic cyborg that now exists, there might actually be a beautiful girl next door. But she hasn't been seen for over a decade now, and she's not coming back.

Any others (male or female)?

*theodus69* · #2 (**permalink**) -16-05-2005

Paris Hilton looks like Jack from Nightmare before X-mas' sister! Britney Spere's is cute and getting fat! The Simpson sisters , though the young one is just plain ugly, Jessica is just kinda irritating. :bored:

*thoey* · #3 (**permalink**) -16-05-2005

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Originally Posted by AvengerRam

Maybe its just me, but I find that certain celebrities who are regarded as attractive by the media are entirely unattractive to me. Here are a few who are at the top of my list.

Angelina Jolie
Maybe if I knew nothing about her, I'd find her attractive (though those giant slug-looking lips are not my thing), but when I look at her, all I see is a blood-necklace wearing, husband-stealing, brother-kissing, whackadoo.

I agree here completely.

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Paris Hilton
The body of an Anorexic 15 year old, the nose of Jamie Farr, eyes that have that glossed-over intoxicated look with no spark of intelligence, and a mouth in a constant pout of contempt. Yeah, that's an attractive girl.

I don't know why, but there are times when I agree with the media, and then there are other times when I agree with you. She could use a sammich though...

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Pamela Anderson
Somewhere inside the synthetic cyborg that now exists, there might actually be a beautiful girl next door. But she hasn't been seen for over a decade now, and she's not coming back.

Man, I use to have some pictures of her (clothed!) that I thought she was absolutely GORGEOUS! Way before modern technology took over her body. It's a damn shame...
:disappoin

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Any others (male or female)?

**HUbison** · #4 (**permalink**) -16-05-2005

Julia Roberts - I've never understood what the big deal is about her.
Renee Zilwiger (sp?) - same story

*ZigZagRam* · #5 (**permalink**) -16-05-2005

Gwynyth Paltrow - I don't see it at all.

Serena Williams - Maybe some feel threatened.

Cameron Diaz - I just don't see it.

Janet Reno - What is it you like about her, Av? :redface:

While we're at it. Who is at the top of your 'Hottest of the Hot' list?

Kate Beckinsale - Lovely.

**AvengerRam** · #6 (**permalink**) -16-05-2005

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Janet Reno - What is it you like about her, Av? :redface:

Oh, so I'm the only one who finds power sexy! (bonus points if you can tell me what TV character I'm quoting there).

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While we're at it. Who is at the top of your 'Hottest of the Hot' list?

Natalie Portman.

*RammieGirl* · #7 (**permalink**) -16-05-2005

AV??? Is that George from Seinfeld???? Cuz that is something that he would say!!! :smile:

**AvengerRam** · #8 (**permalink**) -16-05-2005

Good guess, but no.

So, RG... which famous men do you think are vastly overrated looks-wise?

*thoey* · #9 (**permalink**) -17-05-2005

Wow... Ummm... Yumm... With the talk about Paris earlier, and then I see this banned commercial tonight. I think she found the sammich:

http://www.doubleagent.com/video.php...39&cps=0&sb=mr

(Not sure if that link goes right to it, but look for the Paris Hilton Banned Carl's Jr commercial. Best I have EVAR seen her look.)

*psycho9985* · #10 (**permalink**) -17-05-2005

Sorry to break this to you AV,but Janet Reno used to be a man :tongue:

**RamsFanSam** · #11 (**permalink**) -17-05-2005

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Originally Posted by psycho9985

Sorry to break this to you AV,but Janet Reno used to be a man :tongue:

Used to be?

*viper* · #12 (**permalink**) -17-05-2005

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Originally Posted by RamsFamily

Used to be?

LOL :smile:

*viper* · #13 (**permalink**) -17-05-2005

I don't know, Av, I think I could take either Pamela Anderson or Angelina Jolie in a pinch. :redface:

If you were stranded on a desert island with your choice of either of them or Roseanne Barr or Rosie O'Donnell who would you pick?

*RammieGirl* · #14 (**permalink**) -17-05-2005

Speaking from a girlie’s point of view here, I’d say:

Johnny Depp: I used to think he was hot but now he just looks kinda scary (Jack Nicholson, “Honey???.....I’m Home” kinda scary). There was a time I wouldn’t have minded meeting him in a dark alley, now I think I’d just run the other way.

George Clooney: He’s never been one that excited me. But he’s still easy on the eyes.

Justin Timberlake: Yeah, well, I just don’t get it…..

There ya go AV!

**AvengerRam** · #15 (**permalink**) -17-05-2005

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Originally Posted by viper3

I don't know, Av, I think I could take either Pamela Anderson or Angelina Jolie in a pinch. :redface:

If you were stranded on a desert island with your choice of either of them or Roseanne Barr or Rosie O'Donnell who would you pick?

On a desert island, each would have their uses.

Jolie's viruses would likely kill off any hostile native tribes.

Barr and O'Donnell would yield a high quantity of tender meat stocks if you had to resort to cannibalism.

Of course, Pam Anderson would be the best option, as she provides two floatation devices suitable for the long sea voyage home!