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    I have a drinking problem

    I just drank 4 beers in 4 mins. But thats not the problem. My wife bought me the 7oz Coronita (It didn't even get a chance to grow up to be a Corona). Am I suppose to drink these with my pinky extended.


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    Re: I have a drinking problem

    Honey? Do you want another baby?
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    Re: I have a drinking problem

    Quote Originally Posted by BleedingYellowandBlu View Post
    I just drank 4 beers in 4 mins. But thats not the problem. My wife bought me the 7oz Coronita (It didn't even get a chance to grow up to be a Corona). Am I suppose to drink these with my pinky extended.
    Only if you're feeling "a little light in the loafers".
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    Re: I have a drinking problem

    I wish I was a little little in the loafers have to walk up and down the stairs to reload after just 3 sips

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    Re: I have a drinking problem

    Quote Originally Posted by BleedingYellowandBlu View Post
    My wife bought me the 7oz Coronita
    Don't those come with baby bottle nipples? Tell ya what Jerry, I'll teach ya to drink like a man. Straight Gin on the rocks. Cuts down on bathroom trips and its cheaper. Most of all, you get to have a sexy body like mine!
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    Re: I have a drinking problem

    Geesh, the box said Corona extra, but when I got home with it , it said cornita extra.

    The box lied. That is my story and I am sticking to it.
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    Re: I have a drinking problem

    Quote Originally Posted by CaliGirlRamsFan View Post
    Geesh, the box said Corna extra, but when I got home with it , it said cornita extra.

    The box lied. That is my story and I am sticking to it.
    Sweetie, it's time to wear the glasses full time. Frankly, I think it will flatter those big beautiful blue eyes of yours and give you that Tina Fey kind of sexiness, not that you aren't sexy now, but you are going to buy Jerry turpentine thinking that its beer, and prison clothes are not sexy. Women behind bars having pillow fights is sexy...but I digress....
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    Hey you, they are only for reading small print, and they are new to me, and if I wear them all the time, God only knows what might happen. The Box said one thing, and it mysteriously changed in the truck. It is the truth, I swear!
    Quote Originally Posted by bigredman View Post
    Sweetie, it's time to wear the glasses full time. Frankly, I think it will flatter those big beautiful blue eyes of yours and give you that Tina Fey kind of sexiness, not that you aren't sexy now, but you are going to buy Jerry turpentine thinking that its beer, and prison clothes are not sexy. Women behind bars having pillow fights is sexy...but I digress....
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