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    Just a few thoughts to ponder.

    I planted some bird seed. A bird camp up. Now I don't know what to feed it.

    I had amnesia once - maybe twice.

    Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.

    I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

    If the world was a logical place, men would ride horses sidesaddle.

    What if there were no hypothetical questions?

    One nice thing about egotists... they don't talk about other people.

    What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?

    The high cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.

    How can there be self-help "groups"?

    Is there another word for synonym?

    The speed of time is one second per second.

    Is Marx's tomb a communist plot?

    It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.

    "Before the gates of excellence the high gods have placed sweat; long is the road thereto and rough and steep at first; but when the heights are reached, then there is ease, though grievously hard in the winning." --- Hesiod

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    Re: Just a few thoughts to ponder.

    Good stuff, Hub! Huh? LOL

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    Re: Just a few thoughts to ponder.

    I'll add one I thought up:

    How can it be called Instant Replay? What's "Instant" about "repeating" something?

    Also...what's the speed of dark?

    It's a small world but I wouldn't want to paint it...

    And for me the ever popular saying from my "accessory"? You are getting on my last nerve....
    she has more last nerves than I have first nerves....and you never hear of anyone getting on anyone's first nerve...why is that?


    OH...OH...and one more that big red will appreciate:

    Love might be blind, but it doesn't have to be deaf and dumb.
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    Re: Just a few thoughts to ponder.

    Quote Originally Posted by txramsfan

    Love might be blind, but it doesn't have to be deaf and dumb.

    Hey, I got one.......If love is blind, how can there be love at first sight?????? LOL

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    Re: Just a few thoughts to ponder.

    good one rammie....that was very clever. Just goes to show you that a broken clock is right twice a day.

    lol

    You rock honey...you know that. Hey, lets go gamble....

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    Re: Just a few thoughts to ponder.

    TX, dang, I don't think we are going to make the bash this year do to racing but you know I do love gambling!! If anything changes, we'll make our own arrangements and meet up with everyone!! RAMS and gambling at the tables is the ultimate time, what more could you ask for......Oh and we can't forget a few cocktails too!!!

    It would be great to meet up with the ClanRam again!!!!

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    Re: Just a few thoughts to ponder.

    Pffff, I wish I was old enough to drink and gamble so I could hang with yall, oh and it would be nice to be somewhere near St. Louis!

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    Re: Just a few thoughts to ponder.

    Quote Originally Posted by HUbison
    One nice thing about egotists... they don't talk about other people.
    I don't know, my wife and many others on this site would disagree (regarding me).

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    Re: Just a few thoughts to ponder.

    Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways.

    ramming speed to all

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    Re: Just a few thoughts to ponder.

    Why are they called apartments when they're all together?
    "Before the gates of excellence the high gods have placed sweat; long is the road thereto and rough and steep at first; but when the heights are reached, then there is ease, though grievously hard in the winning." --- Hesiod

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    Re: Just a few thoughts to ponder.

    Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

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