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    Kids say the darndest things...

    Just a few grins to get ya by.....




    1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age
    6)

    ) Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6)

    3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island . If you don't have
    sea all round you, you are incontinent. ( Wayne age 7)

    4) Sharks are ugly and mean , and have big teeth, just like Emily
    Richardson . She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)

    5) A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of its head.
    (Billy age 8)

    6) My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs.
    (Millie age 6)

    7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the
    ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle
    to make the wind come. My brother said they would have been better off
    eating beans. (William age 7)

    8) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails.
    And how on earth do mermaids get pregnant? Like, really? (Helen age 6)

    9) I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always
    screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mom, and my big
    sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write.
    (Amy age 6)

    10) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can
    give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I
    think they have to plug themselves into chargers.
    (Christopher age 7)

    11) When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my
    willy small. (Kevin age 6)

    12) Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two divers
    can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other.

    13) On holidays my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was
    going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water fired right
    up her fat ass. (Jule age 7)

    RnD

    GO RAMS!!

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    Re: Kids say the darndest things...

    i'm still laughing over the dolphins a..holes!

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    Re: Kids say the darndest things...

    That was funny

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    Re: Kids say the darndest things...

    this is one of the funniest things i have read in a long time.

    ramming speed to all

    general counsel


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