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    Kind of funny

    A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the
    counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd
    really rather have a job."

    The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We
    just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
    chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive
    around in his mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of
    the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on
    her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges.
    You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary
    is $200,000 a year".

    The guy says, "You're bull****tin' me!"

    The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it." "must of happened in California"


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    Re: Kind of funny

    Quote Originally Posted by psycho9985
    A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the
    counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd
    really rather have a job."

    The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We
    just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
    chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive
    around in his mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of
    the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on
    her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges.
    You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary
    is $200,000 a year".

    The guy says, "You're bull****tin' me!"

    The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it." "must of happened in California"
    Very Cute!
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