Lets fix ramfan16 up with....

[general counsel]

Two women became available in the last few days that are perfect for indoctinating ramsfan16 into the ways of the world. Who should we fix him up with, heather locklear or cheryl crow? I think he can handle both of them at the same time.

ramming speed to all

general counsel

[RamsFan16]

Haha. Is that an insult? Why all the picking on me all of a sudden

[AvengerRam]

You know what's going to happen here... RF16 is going to comment on how old Heather and Sheryl are, and then the rest of us are going to feel old.

[RamsFan16]

Haha actually with MakeUp on Crow is pretty hot. I'll take Jessica Simpson though cause she is pretty young and single

[general counsel]

ramsfan16, you are the envy of 99% of the guys on this board and that is no joke. You have your entire life in front of you. You are one of the guys here and believe me no one is insulting you when someone talks about you with heather locklear and cheryl crow, two women that are incredibly hot. THey may seem old to you, but just remember that women reach their peak a little later than men experience wise. In the case of cheryl crow, think about the stamina she must have after a couple of years in bed with lance armstrong.

As for the younger crowd, jessica simpson is nice, better her than lindsay lohan.

ramming speed to all

general counsel

[RamsFan16]

Why do they envy me? Should I leave or something.

[psycho9985]

Why do they envy me? Should I leave or something.

16 We love ya man,but you can be a knucklehead sometimes.

Please dont ever leave.:tongue:

[RamsFan16]

Well usually Envy means hate.

[Hodgins]

it means theyre jelous of us youngans

[Fat Pang]

Well usually Envy means hate.

No, it means jealousy. Nothing us old has-beens like better than trampling on the hopes and dreams of idealistic, innocent youth.

Just rest happy knowing you're getting the opportunity to have fun making all the mistakes that we're too old to make anymore and retain what little dignity we have left.

[general counsel]

envy should be viewed as either jealous or aspiring to be like, not hate at all, ie i wish i had what you had. In your case, the reference is to your youth, enthusiasm and intellegence.

ramming speed to all

general counsel

[RamsFan16]

Ok. I know I'm dumb just I always figured envy means hatred. Well I'll sleep better tonight knowing I'm not HATED by most. My bad guys. I feel alot better that kind of got me in the darkness for a bit

[RamsFanSam]

Haha. Is that an insult? Why all the picking on me all of a sudden

If they were picking on you, they would have suggested fixing you up with Phyllis Diller or Richard Simmons.

Someone once suggested fixing me up with Roseanne Barr. At least they picked someone hot for you.

[Fat Pang]

Ok. I know I'm dumb just I always figured envy means hatred. Well I'll sleep better tonight knowing I'm not HATED by most. My bad guys. I feel alot better that kind of got me in the darkness for a bit

There's nothing that anyone can say in here that should put you in the darkness 16.

[RamsFan16]

ya there is. But lets get back to the subject. Man I wouldn't mind you guys hooking me up with Jessica Simpson Can you do it