Lets fix ramfan16 up with....

[Fat Pang]

Experience has it's advantages 16, I'm married to an older woman and have never had cause to regret it. (Although if she ever sees this post I might have cause to regret it)

Crow over Simpson any day.....................

[RamsFan16]

Na man Crow maybe smart, but Simpson is a blonde and gorgous. She may have no commmon sense but is a perfect girl!

[psycho9985]

Na man Crow maybe smart, but Simpson is a blonde and gorgous. She may have no commmon sense but is a perfect girl!

Keep them both,I like them both but I'm the Neve Campbell kind of guy.

[bigredman]

Someone once suggested fixing me up with Roseanne Barr. At least they picked someone hot for you.

I don't know about you, but Roseanne is gorgeous (oops, I was looking at her bank account)

[RamsFan16]

I don't know about you, but Roseanne is gorgeous (oops, I was looking at her bank account)

Haha. That is great. I like Jennifer Anniston too

[HUbison]

Haha. That is great. I like Jennifer Anniston too

Locklear? Crow? Anniston?.......as what? Your Mom?!?!

Start with Dakota Fanning then work your way up big guy! LOL

Seriously though, Locklear is 44 and Crow is 43. If all women looked like them in their mid-40s, I'd be much more optimistic about my next 15 years.

[coy bacon]

Locklear and Crow! Yikes!

Guys, I got news for ya. Makeup does wonders for the cameras, but not for the skin.

I've seen Suzzane Sommer's up close and personal (no not that personal), and dang was she ugly! Prior to that I always saw her as the hot babe on 3's Company, but afterwards, my mind always goes back to that day. Yes, she looked that bad.

You can see the caked makeup on Locklear's face. And Crow, (shudder). Armstrong is peddling away from her as fast as he can!

[I'm thinkin GC wants to be fixed up with them and is livin out a fantasy as a teen! (just kidding).]

[AvengerRam]

You know, my wife and I have sort of an informal understanding that allows each of us to drool over one celebrity.

Her's: Pierce Brosnan
Mine: Natalie Portman

The only problem with this arrangement is that my wife is in Natalie's league looks-wise, while I must confess that I would not beat out Pierce for any modeling jobs.

[general counsel]

AV, are you talking about natalie when she is sporting the bald look? while i appreciate that beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, i could never get particularly enthralled by bald women. As for pierce brosnan, you may not look like him, but in many respects, you truly are the man with the golden gun.

ramming speed to all

general counsel

[Fat Pang]

At the risk of derailing this thread.................

Does this mean AV has 3 nipples, or that he actually does have a golden gun?

[coy bacon]

Not only does he have a golden gun, he has a goldfinger, and a goldeneye! He could arrange to show them, for your eyes only. But if you see them it will scare the living daylights out of you.

[general counsel]

Many many years ago, while in premed and before he met the lovely mrs av, AV was well known on campus for injecting his golden gun into the nearest octopussy, as women yelled, Doctor NO!

ramming speed to all

general counsel

[AlphaRam]

I hear that Georgia Frontiere is available.

[MOM]

Many many years ago, while in premed and before he met the lovely mrs av, AV was well known on campus for injecting his golden gun into the nearest octopussy, as women yelled, Doctor NO!

ramming speed to all

general counsel

I guess it's true what they say.....You only live twice.... LOL

[MOM]

Haha. That is great. I like Jennifer Anniston too

Ewwwwwww, Aniston? She's, like, in her 30's!