Men, don't tick off your wife!

**HUbison** · #1 (**permalink**) -19-05-2006

Here's an article out of Philadelphia relaying a domestic incident. Here's a snippet...

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Injured Husband Talks to Action

TIOGA-NICETOWN - May 17, 2006 - A Philadelphia man is recovering from an attack, allegedly at the hands of his wife. The assault on his private parts has become public knowledge. In an interview with Action News after his release from, the 52-year-old victim spoke of his terrifying ordeal.

The 52-year-old Tioga-Nicetown man, who we are identifying only by his first name of Howard, arrived home late Wednesday, hours after his wife allegedly tore off two parts of his genitalia with her bare hands. Surgeons at Einstein successfully managed to repair the damage.
Howard/Tioga-Nicetown: "Doctors did a beautiful job in E.R. and the paramedics did a wonderful job, they only took 4 minutes to get here."
Howard says his 40-year-old wife Monica, who he says is bi-polar, somehow conceived the notion that he was cheating on her. So while he was asleep last night, she attacked him.
Police outside the home in Tioga-Nicetown following the domestic incident early Tuesday morning.
Howard: "I mean she just grabbed me all down there and yanking and yanking and tearing me up with those fingernails."
Police and paramedics rushed to the man's row home in the 3800 block of Pulaski where they found him bleeding profusely. He was rushed to Einstein where doctors first labeled his condition critical. He was later upgraded to stable after having reattachment surgery and a few doses of morphine. Howard still cannot believe his wife of 11 years would allegedly do this him.

I don't know about you guys, but I'll be sleeping with one eye open from now on.

**AvengerRam** · #2 (**permalink**) -19-05-2006

Yeesh! That's harsh!

Can you imagine his call to his boss the next day explaining why he wouldn't be coming into work for a while.

**txramsfan** · #3 (**permalink**) -19-05-2006

I think I would have woke up after the first yank, and would have killed my first person ever.

**RamsFanSam** · #4 (**permalink**) -19-05-2006

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Originally Posted by HUbison

Men, don't tick off your wife!

NOW you tell me....

*RamsFan4ever* · #5 (**permalink**) -19-05-2006

thats gotta hurt!

*UtterBlitz* · #6 (**permalink**) -20-05-2006

don't worry that much guys...the title should say don't tick off your bi-polar wife who seems to have forgotten her meds.
LOL

She does sound pretty strong and vicious. :O

*MOM* · #7 (**permalink**) -20-05-2006

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Originally Posted by RamsFanSam

NOW you tell me....

Be afraid.....be VERY afraid......BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Varg6* · #8 (**permalink**) -20-05-2006

ahhh Women, can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em. But wow, its never been this ironic before!!! Especially for that dude!

*Varg6* · #9 (**permalink**) -21-05-2006

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Originally Posted by bigredman

Aw...I'm not worried...my wife could never get "one" hand around them, and I'd be too charming before she got the other one there! (Oh no....is that a knife in her other hand?)
:mask:

:snip: too late lol

*RammieGirl* · #10 (**permalink**) -22-05-2006

That is too fricken crazy! I wonder if he'll forgive her and they'll live happily ever after? YIKES!!!