My dream elevator conversations with celebrities

Wouldn't it be great to be stuck alone with a celebrity for a few seconds so you could have the opportunity to say anything you wanted to them?

Here are a few dream conversations:

Tom Cruise:

Me: "Hello, Mr. Cruise."
TC: "Um... hi."
Me: "Say Tom, I was thinking... you should try to use a little less inflection in your voice when you're doing a serious scene in a movie."
TC: "Uh, thanks... but I really don't need your advice on acting."
Me: "Really? Well, as long as we're being honest, I don't need your advice on dating, marriage, religion or psychology."

Paris Hilton:

PH: "Ugh! Like this is supposed to be MY elevator and stuff."
Me: "Sorry, Ms. Hilton. I assume that, as always, you are going down."
PH: "Huh?"

Ashlee Simpson:

Me: "No offense... but would you please stop singing to the elevator music?"

Tom Greene:

Me: "Say, you're Tom Greene, aren't you?"
TG: "Why yes, I am."
Me: "Say, those fries you made at McDonalds today were great. Thanks."

The creator of any reality show:

Me: (after punching him in the face) "Stop ruining Western civilization!!!!!"

Quote:

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Originally Posted by AvengerRam

Wouldn't it be great to be stuck alone with a celebrity for a few seconds so you could have the opportunity to say anything you wanted to them?

Here are a few dream conversations:

Tom Cruise:

Me: "Hello, Mr. Cruise."
TC: "Um... hi."
Me: "Say Tom, I was thinking... you should try to use a little less inflection in your voice when you're doing a serious scene in a movie."
TC: "Uh, thanks... but I really don't need your advice on acting."
Me: "Really? Well, as long as we're being honest, I don't need your advice on dating, marriage, religion or psychology."

Paris Hilton:

PH: "Ugh! Like this is supposed to be MY elevator and stuff."
Me: "Sorry, Ms. Hilton. I assume that, as always, you are going down."
PH: "Huh?"

Ashlee Simpson:

Me: "No offense... but would you please stop singing to the elevator music?"

Tom Greene:

Me: "Say, you're Tom Greene, aren't you?"
TG: "Why yes, I am."
Me: "Say, those fries you made at McDonalds today were great. Thanks."

The creator of any reality show:

Me: (after punching him in the face) "Stop ruining Western civilization!!!!!"

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"...and, uh...Tom."

"Yes?"

"War of the Worlds really sucked, (Thank God for Tim Robbins), and the Aliens did a better job acting than you did."

More on Tom Cruise....

Me: you know scientology really isn't a religion, right?

Tom: Huh?

Me: (runs away as fast as possible.)

Quote:

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Originally Posted by VegasRam

"...and, uh...Tom."

"Yes?"

"War of the Worlds really sucked, (Thank God for Tim Robbins), and the Aliens did a better job acting than you did."

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Tim Robbins has more issues than Tom C. Just ask him he'll tell you.

OK, I'll join in.....

Keanu Reeves

Me: "Wow, that movie marathon of yours was really short."
Keanu: "Dude, I made a movie?"
Me: "No, you made flops...they showed only trailers."
Keanu: "Dude, I don't live in a trailer."

Quote:

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Originally Posted by psycho9985

Tim Robbins has more issues than Tom C. Just ask him he'll tell you.

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Granted, but I still think he's a better actor.