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My dream elevator conversations with celebrities
Wouldn't it be great to be stuck alone with a celebrity for a few seconds so you could have the opportunity to say anything you wanted to them?
Here are a few dream conversations:
Tom Cruise:
Me: "Hello, Mr. Cruise."
TC: "Um... hi."
Me: "Say Tom, I was thinking... you should try to use a little less inflection in your voice when you're doing a serious scene in a movie."
TC: "Uh, thanks... but I really don't need your advice on acting."
Me: "Really? Well, as long as we're being honest, I don't need your advice on dating, marriage, religion or psychology."
Paris Hilton:
PH: "Ugh! Like this is supposed to be MY elevator and stuff."
Me: "Sorry, Ms. Hilton. I assume that, as always, you are going down."
PH: "Huh?"
Ashlee Simpson:
Me: "No offense... but would you please stop singing to the elevator music?"
Tom Greene:
Me: "Say, you're Tom Greene, aren't you?"
TG: "Why yes, I am."
Me: "Say, those fries you made at McDonalds today were great. Thanks."
The creator of any reality show:
Me: (after punching him in the face) "Stop ruining Western civilization!!!!!"
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Re: My dream elevator conversations with celebrities
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Originally Posted by AvengerRam
Wouldn't it be great to be stuck alone with a celebrity for a few seconds so you could have the opportunity to say anything you wanted to them?
Here are a few dream conversations:
Tom Cruise:
Me: "Hello, Mr. Cruise."
TC: "Um... hi."
Me: "Say Tom, I was thinking... you should try to use a little less inflection in your voice when you're doing a serious scene in a movie."
TC: "Uh, thanks... but I really don't need your advice on acting."
Me: "Really? Well, as long as we're being honest, I don't need your advice on dating, marriage, religion or psychology."
Paris Hilton:
PH: "Ugh! Like this is supposed to be MY elevator and stuff."
Me: "Sorry, Ms. Hilton. I assume that, as always, you are going down."
PH: "Huh?"
Ashlee Simpson:
Me: "No offense... but would you please stop singing to the elevator music?"
Tom Greene:
Me: "Say, you're Tom Greene, aren't you?"
TG: "Why yes, I am."
Me: "Say, those fries you made at McDonalds today were great. Thanks."
The creator of any reality show:
Me: (after punching him in the face) "Stop ruining Western civilization!!!!!"
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"...and, uh...Tom."
"Yes?"
"War of the Worlds really sucked, (Thank God for Tim Robbins), and the Aliens did a better job acting than you did."
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Re: My dream elevator conversations with celebrities
More on Tom Cruise....
Me: you know scientology really isn't a religion, right?
Tom: Huh?
Me: (runs away as fast as possible.)
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Re: My dream elevator conversations with celebrities
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"...and, uh...Tom."
"Yes?"
"War of the Worlds really sucked, (Thank God for Tim Robbins), and the Aliens did a better job acting than you did."
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Tim Robbins has more issues than Tom C. Just ask him he'll tell you.
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Re: My dream elevator conversations with celebrities
OK, I'll join in.....
Keanu Reeves
Me: "Wow, that movie marathon of yours was really short."
Keanu: "Dude, I made a movie?"
Me: "No, you made flops...they showed only trailers."
Keanu: "Dude, I don't live in a trailer."
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Re: My dream elevator conversations with celebrities
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Tim Robbins has more issues than Tom C. Just ask him he'll tell you.
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Granted, but I still think he's a better actor.
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