Nigerian Scams & Telemarketers

[AlphaRam]

How many of the emails do you get that state they have a fortune that they need to work with you to give it to you? I have gotten a ton of them. Tonight, I decided to respond back as an interested person. I replied with the email below. Now hold on before you try calling good ol AlphaRam, the contact information is for an agent at the FBI in OKC. I will keep you guys posted on the details if it develops further.

Dear Mr. MacDonald:

Thank you for the opportunity to work with you on this matter. You will not regret placing your trust in me. My information is listed below.

Your full names.................Salvador Hernandez
Home Address.......................3301 West Memorial Drive
Oklahoma City, OK 73134
Direct tell number................. (405) 290-7770
Fax number................ (405) 290-3885
Your age............... 34
Your occupation...........Mechanical Engineer
Your Private Email Account........... This is it.

I eagarly await to hear from you again,

Best regards,
Salvador

Next, who has dealt with pesky telemarketers? Well, I found out about a comedian that gives telemarketers fits! His name is Tom Mabe. Check out these two youtube audio bits.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ve21XwzXqs&eurl=


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJlzn...elated&search=

[RamsFanSam]

Hey, I'm gonna make 15.3 million dollars by helping out these Nigerians! And, I can invest in the next stock market sensation, while I get Viaghra (not Viagra) for only $3.99 a dose!

Alpha, instead of the FBI, why not get Roy D. Mercer to whoop their ass?

I am, of course, assuming you know who Roy D. Mercer is, being from Oklahoma and all...even us hillbillies here in the Ozarks know who he is.

[AlphaRam]

Hey, I'm gonna make 15.3 million daollars by helping out these Nigerians! And, I can invest in the next stock market sensation, while I get Viaghra (not Viagra) for only $3.99 a dose!

Alpha, instead of the FBI, why not get Roy D. Mercer to whoop their ass?

I am, of course, assuming you know who Roy D. Mercer is, being from Oklahoma and all...even us hillbillies here in the Ozarks know who he.

How big an ol boy er ya?

[MOM]

I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!

Way to go, Alpha, and DO keep us informed. I hate those pesky scam artists. I have been taking my herbal supplements for weeks, but, alas, I have been duped. My ***** hasn't enlarged a bit!

[AlphaRam]

I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!

Way to go, Alpha, and DO keep us informed. I hate those pesky scam artists. I have been taking my herbal supplements for weeks, but, alas, I have been duped. My ***** hasn't enlarged a bit!

Once I get my 13.5 million pounds sterling out of this deal, I'll buy you an enlarged....uh, scratch that.

[AlphaRam]

I received another email from these people. They are mailing something to my address (i.e. the FBI field office in Oklahoma City). I accidentally deleted the email. The mailed item should arrive next week to the FBI agent. We'll see if I hear from my friend that wants to make me rich.

[RamsFanSam]

Today, I recieved something in my e-mail. I almost replied when I saw the online brochure. It was a Nigerian fishing scam. Here's the pic from the e-mail:

Hey, I said fishing, not phishing.

[AlphaRam]

You should turn them into the FBI. They are probably illegally fishing at Table Rock lake.

[AlphaRam]

My friend who is going to make me rich sent the following email. I think I will buy the Rams after I get rich. He has already accepted me as his friend. I am so excited!

Dear Freind,
> Greetings and I hope all is well with you?
> I am informing you the development of this transaction, I have finally secure this fund in your name and it will be coming to you through the address you provided to me.
>
> Also by next week it will deliver to your doorstep in your country by diplomatic means as soon as they reach your country you will be contacted with your address you provided to me so I will like you to keep me updated as soon they contact you.
> I will be waiting for your urgent response.
> Regards
> Mr. MacDonald

[AvengerRam]

Wait a second... that's a scam!?!?!

Oh, crap!

[AlphaRam]

Wait a second... that's a scam!?!?!

Oh, crap!

For you, yes. Fr me, thugh, I will be rich.

[AlphaRam]

ATTN: Salvador Hernandez




Sir,

My name is Diplomat Tony Morgan, the head of the diplomatic team that arrived United State this morning for the delivery of your consignment at 3301 West Memorial Drive Oklahoma City, OK 73134..

However, all effort made to reach you on your phone mnumber - 405-290-7770 proves abortive, hence the need for this mail

We are obliged to deliver your consignment to you at your above quoted address immediately you meet-up with the understated procedure for diplomatic delivery here in the State based on 2001 Geneva convention after the 9/11 incident which stated that every Diplomatic Delivery must secure Diplomatic Immunity Tag before the final delivery:

1. You will take care of the cost of Diplomatic Immunity Tag totalling $2800 which is only obtainable here in the State.

2. On our arrival at your contact address, you have to present your I.D and the only acceptable valid I.D is either your International Passport, Driver's License or
National I.D. card .

After that, you will be required to sign our recipient invoice thereafter, your consignment will be handed over to you alongside with a brown envelop which your names was boldly written on it. You have an option of about half an hour to inspect the consignment before our departure.

Therefore, as a matter of urgency and priority, you are required to send the $2800 via Money Gram with the below informations of my Assistant:

Receiver's Name: ANITA NICE


City: HOUSTON

State: TEXAS

Send the Reference numbers immediately to enable us pick up the money and obtain the required Diplomatic Immunity Tag inorder to deliver your consignment today unfailingly.

Yours in service,
DIPLOMAT TONY MORGAN
This message contains information which may be confidential and privileged. Unless you are the addressee (or authorized to receive for the addressee), you may not use, copy or disclose to anyone the message or any information contained in the message. If you have received the message in error, please advise the sender by reply e-mail, and delete or destroy the message. Thank you.

OK, who is going to help pony up the $2800.00 so that I get my 13.5 million pounds Sterling?

[AlphaRam]

Mr. Morgan:

I fail to understand why you are unsuccessful at reaching me by telephone. Regardless, you need to provide more information for me to remit payment for the diplomatic service. How am I supposed to send the money? I am not familiar with Money Gram. Houston is a large city - where in Houston do I remit payment?

Regards,
Salvador

My reply. For wanting to screw me out of $2800.00, these people sure are stupid.

[AlphaRam]

SIR,

AS REQUESTED BY YOU, PLEASE CONTACT MONEY GRAM CUSTOMER SERVICE LINE ON - 880-926-9400 TO KNOW THEIR NEAREST CENTRE IN YOUR LOCATION SO THAT YOU CAN MAKE THE TRANSFER AS SOON AS POSSIBLE FOR IMMEDIATE DELIVERY OF YOUR CONSIGNMENT WITHOUT ANY DELAY.

THE MONEY SHOULD BE SENT WITH THE BELOW INFORMATION OF MY ASSISTANT AS THUS:

RECEIVER'S NAME: ANITA NICE
CITY: HOUSTON
SATE: TEXAS

NOTE. IN CASE THEY ASK YOU YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH THE RECEIVER, PLEASE TELL THEM THAT SHE IS YOUR SISTER, THIS IS TO AVOID ANY UNNECESSARY QUESTIONS OR DELAYS FROM THE MONEY GRAM AGENTS.

FINALLY, ENDEAVOUR TO SEND YOUR NEAREST AIRPORT WHEN SENDING THE PAYMENT INFORMATION SO THAT WE CAN PROCEED FURTHER IMMEDIATELY WE PROCURE THE IMMUNITY TAG

YOURS IN SERVICE,
TONY MORGAN.

Tell them that she is my sister??? My response is below...

Mr. Morgan:

Tell them she is my sister? I thought this was a legitimate transaction but I now am hesitant after you instructing me to tell a lie. I believe that I will contact Mr. MacDonald about this irregularity unless you can explain why I need to perform a falsehood.

Is the Immunity tag like getting the immunity idol onthe television show Survivor?

Best regards,
Salvador

[bigredman]

Oh hell AlphaRam....there's red lights flashing in my front livingroom window and some guy yelling; "Open up, its the FBI" at my door. I was only screwing with you buddy.....Oh no....I hear the ramrod being used on my front door....time to get out the old shotgun........remember.....I love you!!!!!!.....Now say hello to my little friend....AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

(violent gun fire, screaming, dramatic music playing in background)
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