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    Re: Nigerian Scams & Telemarketers

    And theeeeeennnn?


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    Re: Nigerian Scams & Telemarketers

    I have not heard anything from either of these con artists. Perhaps the time of theirs that I tied up helped keep these jokers from victimizing others who fall for such things.

    I have gotten you hooked, huh? Perhaps I'll seek out another scam to string along...maybe an ED offering...
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    Should I????

    Dear friend,
    My names are Raymond Dobbs, I have been diagnosed with
    Esophageal cancer which was discovered very late, due to my laxity in
    caring for my health. This desease has defiled all forms of medication and
    right now I have only about a few moments to live on earth, according to
    medical experts.

    I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I never really cared for
    anyone not even myself but my business. Although, I am wealthy but not
    generous,
    I was always hostile to people and focus more on my business as that was
    the only thing I cared for since I lost my wife and children in an accident
    but now I regret all this, as I now realized that there is more to life
    than just wanting to keep to yourself.

    Now that God! has called me, I have willed and given most of my
    properties and assets to my relations and as well as a few close
    friends because I want God to be merciful to me and accept my soul and so,
    I have decided to give alms to charity organizations, as I want this to
    be one of the last good deeds I will do on earth but my health has
    deteriorated
    so badly, that I can not do this myself.

    I once asked members of my family to close my accounts and distribute
    the money which I have there to charity organization, they refused and kept
    the money to themselves. Hence, I do not trust and confide in them anymore,
    as they seem not to be contended with what I have left for them.
    The last of my money which no one knows of is the huge cash deposit of
    "US$19.5M"
    that I lodge with a Security company in Ireland. I need a God fearing and
    trustworthy person that will be able to collect this deposit from the
    security
    company and dispatched it to any noteable charity organizations, in
    redeeming
    my vow to God.

    I will be trusting to hear from you soon,reply me on my private
    email id raydobbs4@yahoo.co.uk for more information.
    Remain blessed and God be with you and your family.

    Kind regards,
    Raymond Dobbs.
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    Hello my ex-friend AlphaRam,

    Frankly I am disappointed in your attitude displayed in my trying to enrich your life with my wealth. I come to you with honest intentions to share my inheritance and this is how you repay me? I am very strong. I am a member of the Nigerian Olympic shot-put team. I approached you because I am a black Scot, and you being a member of the ClanRam, I felt I could meet a friend and help him to live his dream. I guess I was wrong. For shame. I say for shame sir. You and your FBI do not scare me. If I wanted, I could take your woman. Yes, I can steal her from you, but I won't. I am a gentleman. So go away Yankee imperialist. I will have no more communication with you.

    Mr. MacDonald
    Last edited by Your Nigerian Friend; -11-28-2006 at 11:40 PM.

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    Hello my ex-friend AlphaRam,

    Frankly I am disappointed in your attitude displayed in my trying to enrich your life with my wealth. I come to you with honest intentions to share my inheritance and this is how you repay me? I am very strong. I am a member of the Nigerian Olympic shot-put team. I approached you because I am a black Scot, and you being a member of the ClanRam, I felt I could meet a friend and help him to live his dream. I guess I was wrong. For shame. I say for shame sir. You and your FBI do not scare me. If I wanted, I could take your woman. Yes, I can steal her from you, but I won't. I am a gentleman. So go away Yankee imperialist. I will have no more communication with you.

    Mr. MacDonald
    I am but a poor yankee. As if being poor wasnt enough, my life really took a spiral downward by marrying a Rams Fan. Surely you, too, can sympathize with my plight. I was thinking that just maybe you can bring a smile to my face by posting a picture of you throwing the shot put with nothing on but a smile and a sign of arousement. If said picture is to my satisfaction, I may be pursuaded to help you with your money dilemna when you are able to find someone caring enough to send you enough funds to make the trip here. I look forward to seeing, I mean, hearing from, you soon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Your Nigerian Friend View Post
    Hello my ex-friend AlphaRam,

    Frankly I am disappointed in your attitude displayed in my trying to enrich your life with my wealth. I come to you with honest intentions to share my inheritance and this is how you repay me? I am very strong. I am a member of the Nigerian Olympic shot-put team. I approached you because I am a black Scot, and you being a member of the ClanRam, I felt I could meet a friend and help him to live his dream. I guess I was wrong. For shame. I say for shame sir. You and your FBI do not scare me. If I wanted, I could take your woman. Yes, I can steal her from you, but I won't. I am a gentleman. So go away Yankee imperialist. I will have no more communication with you.

    Mr. MacDonald
    AHAHAHA wow this is too much. LOL

    Alpha this stuff is hilarious... a breakdancing tournament LMAO.
    BRUUUUUUUUCE


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    Quote Originally Posted by Your Nigerian Friend View Post
    Hello my ex-friend AlphaRam,

    Frankly I am disappointed in your attitude displayed in my trying to enrich your life with my wealth. I come to you with honest intentions to share my inheritance and this is how you repay me? I am very strong. I am a member of the Nigerian Olympic shot-put team. I approached you because I am a black Scot, and you being a member of the ClanRam, I felt I could meet a friend and help him to live his dream. I guess I was wrong. For shame. I say for shame sir. You and your FBI do not scare me. If I wanted, I could take your woman. Yes, I can steal her from you, but I won't. I am a gentleman. So go away Yankee imperialist. I will have no more communication with you.

    Mr. MacDonald

    Mr. MacDonald,

    It is people like you that make people like Special Agent Salvador Hernandez to take people like you to the J. Edgar Hoover Interrogation and Crossdressing Facility to make you confess and learn to assessorize. Your unfamiliarity with English has sprouted up again. Your sentences should have read "If I wanted, I could take your woman's cosmetics. Yes, I can steal her cosmetics, but I won't. I love gentleman."

    I am now placing a bounty of $27.55 on your head. You can run, but you cannot hide (even with products from Maybelline).
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    Re: Nigerian Scams & Telemarketers

    TTD (This Thread Delivers)

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    Re: Nigerian Scams & Telemarketers

    Quote Originally Posted by AlphaRam View Post
    Should I????
    Oh, you should. Definitely.
    [SIGPIC]http://www.stickershoppe.com/mm5/graphics/00000001/MLRPANCmini.jpg[/SIGPIC]This is for Randy! GO BRM!

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    Re: Nigerian Scams & Telemarketers

    OK...I'm got lost somewhere. :\ Did Mr. McDonald actually track you here to ClanRam or did I miss something?

    Up until then, this was as good or better than a good book!

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    No, Mr. MacDonald did not track me to ClanRam. That was a fake Scotsman hermaphrodite that forces albino midget women to sunbathe in Florida against their will.
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    Re: Nigerian Scams & Telemarketers

    Alpha,

    I had no idea that your mischievous tendencies were so pronounced!

    I like it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlphaRam View Post
    No, Mr. MacDonald did not track me to ClanRam. That was a fake Scotsman hermaphrodite that forces albino midget women to sunbathe in Florida against their will.
    I hate it when that happens!

    fftopic: OK Av, please change your signature picture. :x My stomach turns everytime I have too look at it. A person can only take so much. Perhaps you could replace it with a bikini-clad Pamela Anderson, in the name of equal press time.

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    Re: Nigerian Scams & Telemarketers

    Don't you think Kid and Matt make a cute couple? No?

    Me neither!

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    Uhhhh...that would be a no. :\

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