The "Which One Is The Lie" Game

[AvengerRam]

Here's how it works. Write five declarative statments about yourself. Four should be true, and one a lie. Others have to guess which is the lie.

(I know... this is more of an offseason-type thread, but this season is pretty much over already)

I'll start:

I play in a basketball league.
I work as a volunteer at a State Park on weekends.
I once ran naked around the Quad in college.
I am a brown belt in Tae Quon-Do.
I recently sold a photograph in a charity auction.

[RamFan_Til_I_Die]

The lie has to be #4...otherwise you'd know how to spell Tae Kwon-Do

[AvengerRam]

That was, in fact, a clue, and... YOU ARE CORRECT, SIR!

I play in a 40+ basketball game.
I work as a volunteer at Wekiva Springs State Park.
I ran in the infamous "naked quad run" at Tufts in 1986.
I sold a framed copy of the photo below at a charity auction:


I have not, however, ever taken a martial arts lesson.

I think that makes it your turn.

[laram0]

I'll give it a shot.

1. I have 4 children ages 30,27,13,11
2. I have 5 grandchildren ages 13,9,5,3,1
3. I was born in Long Beach, California
4. I am self-employed
5. I recently won a runners 5 mile charity road race.

[CaliGirlRamsFan]

This is a tough one. I need to think on this one.

I'll give it a shot.

1. I have 4 children ages 30,27,13,11
2. I have 5 grandchildren ages 13,9,5,3,1
3. I was born in Long Beach, California
4. I am self-employed
5. I recently won a runners 5 mile charity road race.

[CaliGirlRamsFan]

OK, here is mine.

1. I was in Berlin when the wall came down.
2. I was married in Denmark
3. I modeled Kenneth Cole Sunglasses
4. I was a cheerleader in High school
5. I have 4 sisters

[AvengerRam]

I'll give it a shot.

1. I have 4 children ages 30,27,13,11
2. I have 5 grandchildren ages 13,9,5,3,1
3. I was born in Long Beach, California
4. I am self-employed
5. I recently won a runners 5 mile charity road race.

I'm thinking you're tricking us by giving ages of children or grandchildren that are slightly off from the truth. I'll go with #2.

OK, here is mine.

1. I was in Berlin when the wall came down.
2. I was married in Denmark
3. I modeled Kenneth Cole Sunglasses
4. I was a cheerleader in High school
5. I have 4 sisters

The cheerleader one seems so obvious, that it must be a trap. I'll go with #4 as the lie.

[bigredman]

AvengerRam
1. I play in a basketball league.
It's obvious with those steel buns of yours.
2. I work as a volunteer at a State Park on weekends.
Hanging out in a public restroom soliciting sex without asking for money would be volunteer work.
3. I once ran naked around the Quad in college.
Yes. You were pledging at my Frat in law school and I was chasing you with the paddle.
4. I am a brown belt in Tae Quon-Do.
This is the lie. Only brown stripe on you are in your shorts.
5. I recently sold a photograph in a charity auction.
That was the one of you and me at the last BASH and I bought it.

laram0
1. I have 4 children ages 30,27,13,11
Only man more horny than me.
2. I have 5 grandchildren ages 13,9,5,3,1
Guess where your kids get it from?
3. I was born in Long Beach, California
True, and Mike wants his Tonka Toy Truck back.
4. I am self-employed
Male prostitute is no life man. Get help.
5. I recently won a runners 5 mile charity road race.
All the cigarettes after sex you've had? Get real. That's the lie.


CaliGirlRamsFan
1. I was in Berlin when the wall came down.
That is a fact. What many don't know is that it was the West Germans that knocked it down trying to get away from your phone calls at 3 in the morning.
2. I was married in Denmark
Ha...Jerry found you dancing on a pole at a downtown burlesque in Reno Nevada named Denmark Dan's.
3. I modeled Kenneth Cole Sunglasses
Although they couldn't use any of the photos because YOU said you didn't like how your hair looked.
4. I was a cheerleader in High school
Dating the entire football team doesn't make you a cheerleader. That's the lie.
5. I have 4 sisters
One evil one, and the rest are darlings like you!


Okay...my turn
1. I borrowed $500.00 from Lawrence McCutcheon and never paid it back.
2. CaliGirlRamsFan and I have actually been in the same bed together.
3. AlphaRam and I have actually been in the same bed together.
4. The pop-warner team I coached won the championship two years in a row.
5. I am part Chiricahua Apache.

[CaliGirlRamsFan]

You are good. I was not a cheerleader, I played sports.

I'm thinking you're tricking us by giving ages of children or grandchildren that are slightly off from the truth. I'll go with #2.



The cheerleader one seems so obvious, that it must be a trap. I'll go with #4 as the lie.

[CaliGirlRamsFan]

I think I got this one. Who runs in a "Road Race"? That's the lie.

I'll give it a shot.

1. I have 4 children ages 30,27,13,11
2. I have 5 grandchildren ages 13,9,5,3,1
3. I was born in Long Beach, California
4. I am self-employed
5. I recently won a runners 5 mile charity road race.

[CaliGirlRamsFan]

Now that you are snoring very loudly,............I saw the rewards on the wall after pealing 20 freaking pounds of potatoes.

#4 is the lie.

AvengerRam
1. I play in a basketball league.
It's obvious with those steel buns of yours.
2. I work as a volunteer at a State Park on weekends.
Hanging out in a public restroom soliciting sex without asking for money would be volunteer work.
3. I once ran naked around the Quad in college.
Yes. You were pledging at my Frat in law school and I was chasing you with the paddle.
4. I am a brown belt in Tae Quon-Do.
This is the lie. Only brown stripe on you are in your shorts.
5. I recently sold a photograph in a charity auction.
That was the one of you and me at the last BASH and I bought it.

laram0
1. I have 4 children ages 30,27,13,11
Only man more horny than me.
2. I have 5 grandchildren ages 13,9,5,3,1
Guess where your kids get it from?
3. I was born in Long Beach, California
True, and Mike wants his Tonka Toy Truck back.
4. I am self-employed
Male prostitute is no life man. Get help.
5. I recently won a runners 5 mile charity road race.
All the cigarettes after sex you've had? Get real. That's the lie.


CaliGirlRamsFan
1. I was in Berlin when the wall came down.
That is a fact. What many don't know is that it was the West Germans that knocked it down trying to get away from your phone calls at 3 in the morning.
2. I was married in Denmark
Ha...Jerry found you dancing on a pole at a downtown burlesque in Reno Nevada named Denmark Dan's.
3. I modeled Kenneth Cole Sunglasses
Although they couldn't use any of the photos because YOU said you didn't like how your hair looked.
4. I was a cheerleader in High school
Dating the entire football team doesn't make you a cheerleader. That's the lie.
5. I have 4 sisters
One evil one, and the rest are darlings like you!


Okay...my turn
1. I borrowed $500.00 from Lawrence McCutcheon and never paid it back.
2. CaliGirlRamsFan and I have actually been in the same bed together.
3. AlphaRam and I have actually been in the same bed together.
4. The pop-warner team I coached won the championship two years in a row.
5. I am part Chiricahua Apache.

[laram0]

#5. I recently won a runners 5 mile charity road race.

That's the lie.

They do call them road races. I did run one about 10 years ago and it nearly killed me. I finished #390 out of about 600 runners.

I'll never ever do that again!

[HUbison]

Okay...my turn
1. I borrowed $500.00 from Lawrence McCutcheon and never paid it back.
2. CaliGirlRamsFan and I have actually been in the same bed together.
3. AlphaRam and I have actually been in the same bed together.
4. The pop-warner team I coached won the championship two years in a row.
5. I am part Chiricahua Apache.

I'll go with #1. I mean, who had $500 to loan in the mid'70's?

[AvengerRam]

BRM - I'm going with #4.

If you did fail to pay back a loan of $500 in the mid-70s, I'd hate to see what the interest would look like.

[CaliGirlRamsFan]

As for Red, he actually has two lies. We never slept in the same bed. I snuck in to take a pic. #1 is true on Reds list, so don't anyone ever loan him money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!