Parking for Rams Home Games..................

Be very careful just where you park for Rams home games.......

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large
plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and
every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk.

Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there
are $20 bills falling out of that bag."

"Oh really? Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back
and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me officer."

Well, now, not so fast," said the cop. Where did you get all that
money? You didn't steal it, did you?"

"Oh, no, no", said the old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to the Rams football stadium parking lot. On game days, a lot of fans come and pee through a knot hole in the fence, right into my flower garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought, 'why not make the best of it? So, now, on game days, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers.

Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise
him, grab hold of it and say, 'O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or off it comes.'

"Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing. "OK. Good
luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"

"Well, you know", said the little old lady, "not everybody pays”;);););)

Ha...I still have my twenty and that other thing I wasn't even using, so joke's on her!
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lol that is classic. haha did you come up with that?

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Originally Posted by bigredman

Ha...I still have my twenty and that other thing I wasn't even using, so joke's on her!
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The trouble is with you, Randy, is that you were doing something else to her fence....