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    Please Assist The Media

    Since the media continues to fixate on the issue of the late Anna Nicole Smith, and because the process of elimination may, in fact, be the most efficient way to solve this mystery, please, by posting here, indicate whether you are or are not the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby.

    I will start.

    I am not the father.


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    Re: Please Assist The Media

    Quote Originally Posted by AvengerRam View Post
    Since the media continues to fixate on the issue of the late Anna Nicole Smith, and because the process of elimination may, in fact, be the most efficient way to solve this mystery, please, by posting here, indicate whether you are or are not the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby.

    I will start.

    I am not the father.
    I was NOT there, Nobody saw me, and you CANNOT prove it!

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    Re: Please Assist The Media

    Quote Originally Posted by AvengerRam View Post
    Since the media continues to fixate on the issue of the late Anna Nicole Smith, and because the process of elimination may, in fact, be the most efficient way to solve this mystery, please, by posting here, indicate whether you are or are not the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby.

    I will start.

    I am not the father.
    No comment...next question
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    Re: Please Assist The Media

    I know nuthink!

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    Re: Please Assist The Media

    <said with an Arkansas drawl>

    I did not have sex with that woman...
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    Re: Please Assist The Media

    What?..............Where?...........It's a skin condition!


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    Re: Please Assist The Media

    Mom swore she'd turn me from a rooster into a hen if I did something like that.

    My roosterhood is intact. I'm not the father.

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    Re: Please Assist The Media

    Quote Originally Posted by RamsFanSam View Post
    Mom swore she'd turn me from a rooster into a hen if I did something like that.

    My roosterhood is intact. I'm not the father.
    You sure she didn't say she'd make a gelding of a stallion?:\

    You'd still be male, just couldn't do anything about it...:x


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    Re: Please Assist The Media

    If the love glove does not fit, you cannot convict.
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    Re: Please Assist The Media

    Av, we should call the Hardly Boys to solve this mystery. Or maybe Bernie is the father?

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    Re: Please Assist The Media

    I am very tired of the Anna Nicole story....but this kid is probably worth some big bucks. Perhaps some of you may want to claim to be the father.
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    Re: Please Assist The Media

    Quote Originally Posted by ramsanddodgers View Post
    You sure she didn't say she'd make a gelding of a stallion?:\

    You'd still be male, just couldn't do anything about it...:x


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    Re: Please Assist The Media

    Quote Originally Posted by Bruce=GOAT View Post
    Or maybe Bernie is the father?
    I would like to take credit but... sadly... I am, in fact, a eunuch.

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    Re: Please Assist The Media

    Quote Originally Posted by BernieM View Post
    I would like to take credit but... sadly... I am, in fact, a eunuch.
    Isn't Eunuch the name of that deputy of the Dukes of Hazzard? Maybe FRS can tell us since he lives in Ozark country.
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    Re: Please Assist The Media

    Quote Originally Posted by AlphaRam View Post
    Isn't Eunuch the name of that deputy of the Dukes of Hazzard? Maybe FRS can tell us since he lives in Ozark country.
    That would be Enos.
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