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    PA_gal_in_OK Guest

    A PRICELESS moment.

    You got to love this guy... This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.

    It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.

    After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.

    He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

    As a token of h is deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone
    a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.

    Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.

    The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.

    After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, 'F---you!' Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, 'I'm outta here.'

    He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.

    While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.

    His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.

    This guy has balls the size of church bells.

    Do you think we might get a MasterCard 'priceless' commercial out of this?

    Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends: $32,000.

    Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000

    Deluxe two-week honeymoon accommodations in Maui : $8,500.

    The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best man: Priceless.

    There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's MASTERCARD



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    Re: A PRICELESS moment.

    Of course, Part 2 of the story will be the girl's parents suing the groom for fraud, citing his clear intent to induce them to spend the money on the mistaken belief that the ceremony was valid, followed by a third-party claim by the groom against the best man for alienation of affection and against the bride for fraud and intentional infliction of emotional distress.

    Only in America (in some parts of the world, there would have been stones taped to the chair for an impromptu stoning).

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    Re: A PRICELESS moment.

    Truth is, it is an urban legend. I just thought it was funny. The off-season is killing me.

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    Re: A PRICELESS moment.

    Quote Originally Posted by PA_gal_in_OK View Post
    Truth is, it is an urban legend. I just thought it was funny. The off-season is killing me.
    That is why we have Urban Legends Reference Pages !
    RnD

    GO RAMS!!

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