What does he deserve?
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What does he deserve?
........to be a Seahawks fan. Classless........................
I picked a domestic partnership with Mikey. That would be a good punishement.
I'll bet the Seahawk fans are going to be embarrassed about claiming this one as one of theirs.
How about to just watch his team get swept next season by the Rams and have his home "owned" at Qwest Field? Otherwise, I've always thought castration by cheese grater would be pretty grisly.
I guess I should have explained Mom's style of castration.
She would nail the person's 'thingie' to the floor with a large, rusty spike in an abandoned shack. She would then liberally pour gasoline in a circle around the person. Next, she would hand them a very dull, extremely rusty butter knife.
Lastly, she would begin throwing lit matches while laughing VERY evilly.
Now you guys understand why I try not to make her mad......
It wasn't up there but Dez should be forced to wear a SEAHAWK jersey in the Dome:)
OUCH!!! HARSH!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by RamsFan16
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Originally Posted by RamsFanSam
RamDez should be forced to wear a SEAHAWK jersey in the dome AND CHEER FOR THE SEAHAWKS! MUAHHA
Note: Death by Ooga Booga is the same as death by snoo-snoo.:)
Note: What are you talking about?
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Originally Posted by RamsFan16
It's in the futurama episode where they go to the planet of the giant women.
Ah. never seen it. Thanks though.
That reminds me of a joke...
Two explorers are in the jungle when they are captured by a tribe of natives. The Chief tells them, "You have defiled our sacred land. You must choose... death, or roo-roo!"
The first explorer says, "Okay... I choose roo-roo."
Suddenly, he is surrounded by ten big tribesmen who rape him until he crawls off battered and violated.
The Chief turns to the companion and says, "Now you choose... death, or roo-roo!"
Horrified by what he has just witnessed, the explorer says, "I choose death."
The Chief responds, "Very well, death it is. Death by roo-roo!"
I don't even have a 'thingie' and I'm crossing my legs, OUCHIE MOMMA!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by RamsFanSam
That's what I was thinking of when I votedLOLQuote:
Originally Posted by AvengerRam