View Poll Results: Hacker's Fate - What does he deserve?

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  • Abu Gharib - no parole.

    2 20.00%
  • Castration - MOM style.

    1 10.00%
  • Domestic Partnership with Mike49er.

    3 30.00%
  • DEATH - BY OOGA BOOGA!!!!!

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    Punishment for the Hacker?

    What does he deserve?


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    Re: Punishment for the Hacker?

    ........to be a Seahawks fan. Classless........................

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    Re: Punishment for the Hacker?

    I picked a domestic partnership with Mikey. That would be a good punishement.

    I'll bet the Seahawk fans are going to be embarrassed about claiming this one as one of theirs.

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    Re: Punishment for the Hacker?

    How about to just watch his team get swept next season by the Rams and have his home "owned" at Qwest Field? Otherwise, I've always thought castration by cheese grater would be pretty grisly.

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    Re: Punishment for the Hacker?

    I guess I should have explained Mom's style of castration.

    She would nail the person's 'thingie' to the floor with a large, rusty spike in an abandoned shack. She would then liberally pour gasoline in a circle around the person. Next, she would hand them a very dull, extremely rusty butter knife.
    Lastly, she would begin throwing lit matches while laughing VERY evilly.

    Now you guys understand why I try not to make her mad......

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    Re: Punishment for the Hacker?

    It wasn't up there but Dez should be forced to wear a SEAHAWK jersey in the Dome
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    Re: Punishment for the Hacker?

    Quote Originally Posted by RamsFan16
    It wasn't up there but Dez should be forced to wear a SEAHAWK jersey in the Dome
    OUCH!!! HARSH!!!!

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    Re: Punishment for the Hacker?

    Quote Originally Posted by RamsFanSam
    OUCH!!! HARSH!!!!
    Updated one:

    RamDez should be forced to wear a SEAHAWK jersey in the dome AND CHEER FOR THE SEAHAWKS! MUAHHA
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    Re: Punishment for the Hacker?

    Note: Death by Ooga Booga is the same as death by snoo-snoo.

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    Re: Punishment for the Hacker?

    Note: What are you talking about?
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    Re: Punishment for the Hacker?

    Quote Originally Posted by RamsFan16
    Note: What are you talking about?

    It's in the futurama episode where they go to the planet of the giant women.

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    Re: Punishment for the Hacker?

    Ah. never seen it. Thanks though.
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    Re: Punishment for the Hacker?

    That reminds me of a joke...


    Two explorers are in the jungle when they are captured by a tribe of natives. The Chief tells them, "You have defiled our sacred land. You must choose... death, or roo-roo!"

    The first explorer says, "Okay... I choose roo-roo."

    Suddenly, he is surrounded by ten big tribesmen who rape him until he crawls off battered and violated.

    The Chief turns to the companion and says, "Now you choose... death, or roo-roo!"

    Horrified by what he has just witnessed, the explorer says, "I choose death."

    The Chief responds, "Very well, death it is. Death by roo-roo!"

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    Re: Punishment for the Hacker?

    Quote Originally Posted by RamsFanSam
    I guess I should have explained Mom's style of castration.

    She would nail the person's 'thingie' to the floor with a large, rusty spike in an abandoned shack. She would then liberally pour gasoline in a circle around the person. Next, she would hand them a very dull, extremely rusty butter knife.
    Lastly, she would begin throwing lit matches while laughing VERY evilly.

    Now you guys understand why I try not to make her mad......
    I don't even have a 'thingie' and I'm crossing my legs, OUCHIE MOMMA!!!!!

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    Re: Punishment for the Hacker?

    Quote Originally Posted by AvengerRam
    That reminds me of a joke...


    Two explorers are in the jungle when they are captured by a tribe of natives. The Chief tells them, "You have defiled our sacred land. You must choose... death, or roo-roo!"

    The first explorer says, "Okay... I choose roo-roo."

    Suddenly, he is surrounded by ten big tribesmen who rape him until he crawls off battered and violated.

    The Chief turns to the companion and says, "Now you choose... death, or roo-roo!"

    Horrified by what he has just witnessed, the explorer says, "I choose death."

    The Chief responds, "Very well, death it is. Death by roo-roo!"
    That's what I was thinking of when I votedLOL

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