AlphaRam was ill,
the day the Earth stood still,
but he told us where we stand...

Science fiction, double feature
BigRedMan...such a creature
See kilts a flying,
Vomit splatter
Shield your eyes,
it doesn't matter
At the late night, double feature, picture show...

"Yes, Randall?"
"I really love that special way..."
"You fan your gas with your skirt that way!"

I would like, if I may, to take you on a strange journey.

"I'm lucky! You're lucky! We're all lucky! Ha ha ha !"

I remember going to Ft Worth
Driving to the airport when
The misdirection would hit me and Lynne was calling
Not to the airport again...
Not to the airport again!

It's just a jump to the left
And then a step to the right
With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane,
Let's do the Time Warp again!

How do you do, I see you met my, faithful garbage man
He just a little brought down
because when you knocked,
He thought you the man from Glad

Don't get strung out
by the way I look,
Don't judge a book by it's cov-ov-over
I'm a hairy man by the light of day
and by night I'm one hell of a lover
I'm just a sweet BigRedMan..from Stockton, Californ -yah-ah

Let's go up to the lab,
and iron my kilt on the slab

OK, I don't know how he pulled this off...

You better wise up, Randy Weiss,
You better wise up, build them thighs up!

Master, we have a visitor.
Dr Randy von Scott!

My friends,
Randy hasn't been the same since we were in Dallas last year to see the Rocky Horror Picture Show when we also went to see the Rams play the Cowgirls. He now makes us call him RandyFurter when we talk on the phone.

And crawling on Randy's face

Some insects call the human race.

Lost in time,

and lost in space...

...and in meaning...